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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

You know what you can do with your Funken dictionary.

(Flashback: Foolishly answered a "sales job" ad years ago. Ended up crammed into a little room in a strip mall with some doofus making a pitch for people to go door-to-door to offices selling them dictionaries. During his spiel, a couple young guys in the back near me exchanged a joke and the head snake oil honcho went off on them, very aggressive, and just humiliated the two kids. He then did his culling of the herd speech and invited everyone who wasn't taking it seriously to leave. The kids started walking out, maybe a couple others, and me. I couldn't resist and on my way out, pointed out to the doof that, printed on the sample cartons of books they had stacked by the door, they had misspelled the word "dictionery."
I do love me some eyerony.)
 
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I heard a guy call in to an Atlanta radio station and ask the DJ to play the song "shave my wife, I'm going down for the last time" (he was referring to the Head East tune with the chorus of "save my life, I'm going down for the last time")

The DJ (a chick) was dying laughing and replayed that moron's call in forever after that

I can't hear that song since without thinking of that
This I love. Thanks for sharing.
 
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I can't even read that [Mark May] anymore. I literally get sick to my stomach. Fucking mutants...

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It must be bad then.
 
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Hand written in red ink on copies of the Collegian... Reply
in the Allen Street dispenser today.

"The facts prove that Paterno ("298-Joe") was a pedophile enabler! Facts don't lie but the Paterno faction does!"


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https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisjkaminski/status/5

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RT @chrisjkaminski: @ChiTownLionPSU my 7 yr old found this in a paper there. Was it from him? pic.twitter.com/WXcUOabArb
 
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https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175783995&mid=175783995&sid=890&style=2

See if you can make it through this entire thread before you become disgusted with the cult. I couldn't.
(A poster asks about the shower incident. The cult falls over themselves to see who can be more reprehensible.)

So now they are claiming that the shower incident was reported to.........wait for it......... the Second Mile. The same organization old Jer founded and was seen as a saint. As if that organization was going to do anything to stop old Jer. The lengths these mutants have gone to in order to protect dear old state is sickening.
 
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So now they are claiming that the shower incident was reported to.........wait for it......... the Second Mile. The same organization old Jer founded and was seen as a saint. As if that organization was going to do anything to stop old Jer. The lengths these mutants have gone to in order to protect dear old state is sickening.
And guess who was an important member of Second Mile? The current Governor Corbett. Talk about an incestuous relationship! Supposedly, his name was removed from their records at some point.
http://deadspin.com/5860034/past-an...-or-families-gave-64148121-to-gov-tom-corbett
 
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holy [Mark May], seriously?

"BTW, that "young boy" in the shower was how old at the time? Big difference between say, 8, and 14."

cuz anal rap of a 14 yo is somehow justified?

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175783995&mid=175783995&sid=890&style=2

Don't forget that Jerry was like a father to him.
Also parents never said anything... just ignore the fact that he used his charity to target kids with questionable / absentee / whatever parents to begin with.
 
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