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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=173396401&mid=173396401&sid=890&style=2

I was going to post this, but then I stopped myself.

Re: Your choice for a season-ending rivalry game: Maryland or Rutgers?
i'm hoping we annually play in the big ten title game.. doesn't matter who we play then

At first, I was thinking, "Silly Penn Staters! You'll never get there with Ohio State, Michigan State, and Michigan standing in your way! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!" Then, I decided that he can hope all he wants - no harm in that. So I wasn't going to bother BP with that. Then I read the next post:

Win the BIG East 5 years straight and you'll see OSU or Michigan at the end game. Then you'll know we're back!

So the Big Ten is going to get rid of Ohio State-Michigan as the finale? Hm.
 
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https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=173396401&mid=173396401&sid=890&style=2

I was going to post this, but then I stopped myself.



At first, I was thinking, "Silly Penn Staters! You'll never get there with Ohio State, Michigan State, and Michigan standing in your way! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!" Then, I decided that he can hope all he wants - no harm in that. So I wasn't going to bother BP with that. Then I read the next post:



So the Big Ten is going to get rid of Ohio State-Michigan as the finale? Hm.
they have such a fixation on being "back". Ohio State hasn't been anywhere that they need to come "back" from in the time I've been old enough to know what's going on....but if they were, there's no way in hell I would admit to it by letting people know we were "back" every 3 years.
 
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It is way too late now, but I'd mention that this is a pretty lousy archive of crazy when most of it is just expiring links to a board where things disappear rapidly over time.

Don't quote everything but a particular snippet for each reference would be helpful for future reference.
 
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It is way too late now, but I'd mention that this is a pretty lousy archive of crazy when most of it is just expiring links to a board where things disappear rapidly over time.

Don't quote everything but a particular snippet for each reference would be helpful for future reference.

Particular crazy comments deserve screen caps.

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Let me get this straight. If it wasn't for the All - Powerful Dear Leader "Joesus the Wonderful" PSU wouldn't have any other sports, and all Alums who played any of those other sports is an ingrate if they fail to acknowledge that fact and praise His name. Got it.

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Let me get this straight. If it wasn't for the All - Powerful Dear Leader "Joesus the Wonderful" PSU wouldn't have any other sports, and all Alums who played any of those other sports is an ingrate if they fail to acknowledge that fact and praise His name. Got it.

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Correct. And as you can see, no other universities have any other sports because Joesus did not coach there.
 
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Joesus approached the barren fields and said let there be field hockey.....and there was field hockey. Joesus then went to the barren fieldhouse and said let there be volleyball and fencing and wrestling.....and there was volleyball and fencing and wrestling. And then Joesus went to the unholy shower of sodom and said........uhmmm, well he said nothing.

Joesus 4:09
 
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They sell Ped State shower curtains. :rofl:

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Let me get this straight. If it wasn't for the All - Powerful Dear Leader "Joesus the Wonderful" PSU wouldn't have any other sports, and all Alums who played any of those other sports is an ingrate if they fail to acknowledge that fact and praise His name. Got it.

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The funniest part of that is in EPC FAN's mind, his post is in defense of the "culture problem".
 
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Joesus approached the barren fields and said let there be field hockey.....and there was field hockey. Joesus then went to the barren fieldhouse and said let there be volleyball and fencing and wrestling.....and there was volleyball and fencing and wrestling. And then Joesus went to the unholy shower of sodom and said........uhmmm, well he said nothing.

Joesus 4:09

"Joesus 4:09 says I just funded your ass!"
 
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