Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[BuckeyeNation27]

And would never poop its pants, so there's that.

If you think about how these idiot fans operate...I'm surprised they didn't go the other direction with the pants shitting. Instead of denying it, I'm kind of surprised they didn't all just start shitting their own pants on a daily basis as a tribute.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Hell, it could probably do more real coaching than he did his last several twenty-five years.

FIFY

 

[AJHawkfan]

There is actually a thread titled: "Can somebody explain body wash to me?" on BWI right now.

Body wash, shower assault, dirty old man......

The jokes almost write themselves.....

 

[Taosman]

If another statue is made I hope Pedobear is still available.

 

[Mike80]

If another statue is made I hope Pedobear is still available.

Oh it's gonna happen. You have my word unless someone beats me to it.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If you think about how these idiot fans operate...I'm surprised they didn't go the other direction with the pants [Mark May]ting. Instead of denying it, I'm kind of surprised they didn't all just start [Mark May]ting their own pants on a daily basis as a tribute.

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Joesus!

 

[Delaware Buck]

I don't often agree with his approach to writing but Gregg Doyel nailed it

http://www.cbssports.com/general/wr...or-joe-paterno-are-memories-really-that-short
http://www.cbssports.com/general/wr...or-joe-paterno-are-memories-really-that-short

 

[NFBuck]

I don't often agree with his approach to writing but Gregg Doyel nailed it

http://www.cbssports.com/general/wr...or-joe-paterno-are-memories-really-that-short

Greg-guh hates him some cult. He's never passed up the opportunity to call them out on their lunacy.

Do I expect the Joe-Bots to read this story and finally realize, two years later, that their game-winning hero was actually a flawed and gutless man who chose the easy route as it relates to Sandusky, and that his decision paved the way for countless new victims? No. They think what they think, I think what I think, and it would be insanity to expect either of us to change at this point.

But there is a new wrinkle here: The community of State College. The whole town. The alumni. People claiming to speak for you say it's time, and it's right, to honor Joe Paterno with a statue.
If these people speak for you, fine. Continue to sit silently and let this unfold.
That's the Joe Paterno way.

Nails it.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Greg-guh hates him some cult. He's never passed up the opportunity to call them out on their lunacy.



Nails it.

TOUCHDOWN!!!

 

[Zurp]

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=172474348&mid=172474348&sid=890&style=2

BWI's response. Not much gold. But I like this post:

Also, I enourage folks here to do the same (make a copy of the original published version) when error-laden articles are written.
I have quite a collection from a certain Pulitzer prize winner that I'll be exposing in the future. It won't be pretty.

Reminds me of the collection of quotes that people had of Trev whats-his-name talking about how Ohio State was going to lose to everyone in 2002. Fun to go back and read, but really not worth anything.

Edit: I spoke too soon.

Care about the children?
You mean the ones who came from the worst backgrounds and conjured a story to rape Penn State up the ass?
Those children?
Get the F out of here...
N i t t a n y A m e r i c a

Here's another good one:

Here's the link. If you don't want to give Doyle a click, don't hit it. But if we don't defend ourselves in the comments section, we allow idiots like him to direct the false narrative. Then we have no one but ourselves to blame.

Arguing in the comments section sure makes you look smart. (/sarcasm font)

 

[NFBuck]

Never fails to amaze me how disgusting these mutants are...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Never fails to amaze me how disgusting these mutants are...

I know.. how the fuck can these children.. "victims" or whatever you want to call them.... live with themselves after this raping of Penn State. In-fucking-sane.

Oh well, BEAT NEBRASKA!

 

[buxfan4life]

Hey now, it is Thursday afternoon, and you are all dangerously close to ruining peoples weekend with all this pedster bashing.

You all should be more like Joesus.

WWJoesusD.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

WWJoesusD.

In retrospect, he'd wish he had done more.

Come Monday, I'll probably feel the same way.

 

[Buckeye86]

In retrospect, he'd wish he had done more.

Come Monday, I'll probably feel the same way.

You reported what you knew to an internet message board. I think you're safe to sit around and do nothing for a decade. That's all the can be reasonably expected of you.