Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[gmen6981]

Mike's right. That topic came up over there about a year ago, and to try to dig through that site reading all the crazy trying to find one lunatic post would result in brain damage from which no amount of alcohol would help me recover!

 

[Woody1968]

Mike's right. That topic came up over there about a year ago, and to try to dig through that site reading all the crazy trying to find one lunatic post would result in brain damage from which no amount of alcohol would help me recover!

No worries, I thought you meant that he said it recently. I have been following that train wreck of a site since the scandal broke, and I don't remember that one. Too bad I missed it.

 

[Mike80]

No worries, I thought you meant that he said it recently. I have been following that train wreck of a site since the scandal broke, and I don't remember that one. Too bad I missed it.

Oh it'll show up again right around the time of the game this upcoming season if not sooner.

 

[Taosman]

 

[cincibuck]

I really like a statue of him as a family man with wife. They can put it next to a statue of Sandusky with a boy. Of course, Joe can be looking the other way...

...and Sue can be knitting a blue sweater with white numbers that read 409 across the chest. It'll make everyone's weekend just a little bit better.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I am waiting for the "Free Sandusky" stickers to start showing up.

Someone just needs to make those so we can stick them on people's cars... PSU people or people who don't know how to park. Doesn't matter.

On that note, I've always wanted a glove box full of 'F*** Unions' stickers to put on cars of people who can't park...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Drunk Mack_Daddy is crackin', Dude. Then again, he might have been posting after an all night rave and might still be under the influence of the horse tranquilizer and glo-stick scent.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=172400261&mid=172400261&sid=890&style=2

 

[Jaxbuck]

Drunk Mack_Daddy is crackin', Dude. Then again, he might have been posting after an all night rave and might still be under the influence of the horse tranquilizer and glo-stick scent.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=172400261&mid=172400261&sid=890&style=2

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Good thing I am already on the toilet. I would have pissed my pants after this gif.

 

[colobuck79]

http://articles.philly.com/2014-04-20/news/49268430_1_eric-barron-jameis-winston-david-la-torre

Florida State case unneeded distraction for Penn State

After a Florida State University freshman reported she had been raped in December 2012, the prime suspect was identified as star quarterback Jameis Winston, who went on to win the Heisman Trophy and lead the Seminoles to a national championship.
Winston was never charged. The police claim it was due to lack of evidence, though there was plenty, including DNA, witnesses, and a secretly recorded video of a portion of the incident. Yet according to an exhaustive and damning New York Times report by Pulitzer Prize winner Walt Bogdanich, "there was virtually no investigation at all, either by the police or the university."
Why does this matter to Penn State? Because Eric Barron, who was Florida State's president at the time, has been named the next leader of the Pennsylvania school, which has already been battered by a scandal over sexual abuse that went ignored by administrators. Penn State is the last school that needs another such blemish.
Asked about his role in investigating the rape charge in February, Barron said, "It's incredibly important that an institution follow due process."

Yep, Barron was the right man for the job.

 

[colobuck79]

http://www.centredaily.com/2014/04/20/4143834/were-being-watched-2000-cameras.html

‘We’re being watched’: 2,000 cameras monitor Penn State campus, more on the way

Students “should be assured that when they come to University Park, they can focus on their academic studies,” he said, “and they don’t have to be concerned about being safe.”

The jokes just write themselves.

 

[Taosman]

This just in. Penn State is going to provide 46,000 Go Pro cameras to it's main campus students to improve security and cut down on unreported sexual attacks.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Straight to the moon, baby.

And when they get there, they're going to plant a 409 flag and a Joesus statue.

 

[colobuck79]

Straight to the moon, baby.

And when they get there, they're going to plant a 409 flag and a Joesus statue.

And they will cure cancer while there. Praise Joesus!!!!!!

 

[Zurp]

And they will cure cancer while there.

I thought they already did that once or twice.