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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

"Cannot stop crying."


Maybe the thread of the year. With absolutely no disrepect to Joe Pa's actual passing away, this is going a bit far...probably past good mental health anyway. Depending on how merciful or sinister you are, this has the potential to be offensive as humorous or maybe the funniest thing you've ever read. Mods, feel free to delete if you find this out of line or uncalled for. Couldn't resist.
 
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NFBuck;2095681; said:
Also, is it me, or are they actually hoping Sandusky is found not guilty regardless of actual guilt or innocence? Buncha savages...

I don't think we've actually talked about this possibility a lot these past couple months, but...you guys do remember the prosecution has to draw their jury pool from these same Ped State residents who post all this lunatic-fringe bilge every day?

It is sickeningly not at all a remote possibility that all three defendants are going to walk, among other things, as a means of vindicating blind-eye Joe.

"Hey, all you hatahs, see! They were found NOT GUILTY! That means nothing ever happened, all the so-called victims are liars, and our precious Joe was wronged, wronged, wronged. Let's get going on erecting that 50 million dollar memorial and pestering the Pope to promote Joe to sainthood."
 
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Cornerback6;2095699; said:
"Cannot stop crying."


Maybe the thread of the year. With absolutely no disrepect to Joe Pa's actual passing away, this is going a bit far...probably past good mental health anyway. Depending on how merciful or sinister you are, this has the potential to be offensive as humorous or maybe the funniest thing you've ever read. Mods, feel free to delete if you find this out of line or uncalled for. Couldn't resist.

That's a good one. One of my favorite ones right now:

Oh Captain! My Captain!

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I hope LSUFreak is watching.
 
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Cornerback6;2095699; said:
"Cannot stop crying."


Maybe the thread of the year. With absolutely no disrepect to Joe Pa's actual passing away, this is going a bit far...probably past good mental health anyway. Depending on how merciful or sinister you are, this has the potential to be offensive as humorous or maybe the funniest thing you've ever read. Mods, feel free to delete if you find this out of line or uncalled for. Couldn't resist.

1) If the mods want to delete comments because of disrespect, they're gonna need to delete at least half the posts in this thread (and all of mine).

2) In furtherance of the frequent reference to Ped Staters as "cult",

The grandfather analogy fits perfectly.

it feels like the loss of a family member

Joe was like a grandparent that we all shared.

Do a search for cult leaders as father figures and see how many hits you get. How many cults have called themselves a "family" and how many have seen their leader as Father?

I've liked a few of our football coaches, but I sure as heckfire never thought of one of them as my daddy.
 
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NFBuck;2095678; said:
These people are a danger to national security. I hope the FBI is watching them. I'm fairly certain multiple manifestos are being drafted in dark basements into the wee hours of each morning. [censored]ing subhuman, sociopathic, lunatics...

Oh... I'm thinking ATF.... armored assault vehicle... light the place on fire... FBI starts gunbattle... thousands die hold up in Lasch...

Perhaps then the deprogramming can finally begin.
 
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localyokel;2095725; said:
1) If the mods want to delete comments because of disrespect, they're gonna need to delete at least half the posts in this thread (and all of mine).

2) In furtherance of the frequent reference to Ped Staters as "cult",







Do a search for cult leaders as father figures and see how many hits you get. How many cults have called themselves a "family" and how many have seen their leader as Father?

I've liked a few of our football coaches, but I sure as heckfire never thought of one of them as my daddy.

Now my question to you, sir, is when the fuck are they going to get their complementary cup of kool-aid?

The sooner, the better.... For all of us.
 
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NFBuck;2095760; said:
They_should_consider_cancelling_classes

For a football coach. Further illustrating the kung-fu grip he held over that "institution of higher learning".


Ummmm... you're thinking about this the wrong way. They need to cancel everything and line them all up and forcibly march them past the casket. They need to see his lifeless body so they can't deny that he's dead.
 
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NFBuck;2095760; said:
They_should_consider_cancelling_classes

For a football coach. Further illustrating the kung-fu grip he held over that "institution of higher learning".

The next time a PedState fuckwad says anything about the academics at Ohio State, they should be reminded of this:

You'd think they'd consider it (cancelling classes), if for no other reason than to free up some parking spaces.

Yep. A fine institution of academic prowess (that they seem to keep spouting) should consider cancelling classes because it would free up parking spaces for cult followers that want to attend the memorial of a pedophile enabler.

What a bunch of fucking tools.
 
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BTW, they've had a flurry of commitments the past couple of days:

- #86 S
- #50 CB
- #41 RB
- NR RB (son of Curt Warner)
- #105 QB (other offers: Ga Southern, Ga State, Jacksonville State, Rice, Samford, South Alabama)

Bernard O'Bannon cleaning up.
 
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