...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Sandusky. Sandusky is a coach from Happy Valley. But Sandusky lives in State College. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would Sandusky, a 6-foot-tall coach, want to live in State College, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall boys? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Sandusky! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Sandusky lives in Happy Valley, you must acquit! The defense rests.