Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[Buckeye513]

Mercilus.

Whitney Mercilus, Marcellus Wiley, Mercilus Wiley.

 

[Mike80]

Mercilus.

I'm probably confusing him with Marcellus Wiley

 

[NFBuck]

Whitney Mercilus, Marcellus Wiley, Mercilus Wiley.

 

[alexhortdog95]

I don't think Gruden is the one who can't come to terms.

I think John Gruden would be more interested in the job than Jon Gruden would be:

He'd probably be a more successful coach than one of Belicheat's ass-istants.

 

[808 Buck]

the program's commitment to education and community service.

When the community service is court-ordered or a part of a sentence/plea bargain, it loses a little of its' nobility.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

First of all, being banned from the postseason isn't going stop Coach Meyer from beating that ass during the regular season.

True, but since we're banned from post-season play, my understanding is that even if we go 8-0 in conference we cannot be the division champion. So, we can curb-stomp ape-fuck everyone on our schedule, including Ped Stain, and still not be champions. Thus, Pedo Sandusky University can still win the division.

 

[cincibuck]

I want to watch the PSU boards after today's scheduled presser -- if they can find a place to safely hold the presser -- when they put the PSU hat on O'Brien's head -- hoping his head is still attached to his body -- when he tries to get out of town to finish up his Patriotic duties --

This whole thing is as if Guiding Light married ESPN.

 

[sflbuck]

I gotta say, they are putting up a really impressive smokescreen for when they announce Miles as their new head coach next week.

 

[MaxBuck]

John Gruden Interested, could not come to terms.

Apparently Penn State just couldn't find a way to deliver all the tea in China.

 

[IronBuckI]

Apparently Penn State just couldn't find a way to deliver all the tea in China.

Or icicles imported from hell.

 

[NFBuck]

True, but since we're banned from post-season play, my understanding is that even if we go 8-0 in conference we cannot be the division champion. So, we can curb-stomp ape-[censored] everyone on our schedule, including Ped Stain, and still not be champions. Thus, Pedo Sandusky University can still win the division.

Maybe UFM can consult Thomas Tuberville about having our own rings made up?

 

[heisman]

Anyone watching the presser on BTN? This guy looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

 

[jlb1705]

True, but since we're banned from post-season play, my understanding is that even if we go 8-0 in conference we cannot be the division champion. So, we can curb-stomp ape-fuck everyone on our schedule, including Ped Stain, and still not be champions. Thus, Pedo Sandusky University can still win the division.

Of course. My point was more that, with the two ass-beatings Ped State is going to get from Ohio State and Wisky, Wisky would have to lose three times in conference play to allow Ped State to be the ones to back in instead.

 

[NFBuck]

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=157&f=1395&t=8537364

 

[Buckeye513]

And the Patriots mourn the loss by hiring Josh McDaniels on the same day of O'Brien's press conference. He'll be joining the team immediately as an "offensive assitant."