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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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ORD_Buckeye;2201446; said:
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams


When this is all over, they'll wish I was Sekrah.
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"I die whichyu, ORD."

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"But, if you a rat..."

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"If you a rat, then I'm the biggest mutt in the history of McAndrew".

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ORD_Buckeye;2201353; said:
So now that Sweet Caroline has been deemed song non grata at ped aggy, what are some possible replacements? Off the top of my head.......


Touch Me In The Morning (and then just slowly walk away)--Diana Ross
Where The Boys Are--some broad
The Stroke--Billy Squier
Shower The People--James Taylor
Tickle Me Land--Elmo
Chevy Van (i.e. "We made love in my chevy van)--Sammy Johns
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Tooling for Anus -- The Meatmen
Rape Me -- Nirvana
Butt town -- Iggy Pop
We Will Rock You -- Queen (lots of rhythmic slapping)
Boogie in Your Butt -- Eddie Murphy (no, seriously)

Honestly, it's gonna be hard to top Sweet Caroline. Not only does that one have that "Touching me, touching you" line, but the song is about Neil Diamond's infatuation with an 11-year old (Caroline Kennedy). Fucking classic.
 
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And another blow to the grunions of the pedsters:

NCAA: Penn State expected to return bowl game trophies

HARRISBURG -- After having 14 years of victories wiped out, Penn State will likely have its bowl game championship trophies taken away, too.
The NCAA expects Penn State to return the trophies its won to the agencies or organizations which administer those bowls, a NCAA spokesperson told CBS 21 News Sports Director Jason Bristol.

Last month, the NCAA announced severe sanctions against Penn State in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, including vacating 111 of Joe Paterno's wins from 1998-2011.

Penn State won six bowl games during that time: the Outback (1999, 2007), Alamo (1999, 2007), Orange (2006) and Capital One (2010), respectively.

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See there? Penn State got preferential treatment from the NCAA being allowed 2 bowl games in both 1999 and 2007. :p

Anyway, as you would have guessed, they are not taking this well.

http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=157324291&mid=157324291&sid=890&style=2
 
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New Halftime songs

Penn State in conjunction with the NCAA will unleash a series of "educational" tunes to assist the University's students, faculty and administrators on the expected appropriate conduct beginning with:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A"]MC Hammer- Can't Touch This (Real Vid) - YouTube[/ame]

Followed by:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roF64OcdQ_M"]The Tubes - Don't Touch Me There - YouTube[/ame]


If this doesn't work then here are the consequences:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk"]Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock (Music Video) - YouTube[/ame]
 
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