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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
sepia5;2078207; said:
Wow.
Numbnuts have no idea that every recruit--hell, every potential student--is going to look at this [Mark May] for the next five years.
Three years from now, they'll be playing with MAC level recruits in front of a MAC level student body.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
NFBuck;2078215; said:
Nothing is more dangerous or unpredictable than a Pedobear in the depths of an ether binge.
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MONTbigBuck
Heisman
looks like that shaggy bevo pedobear suit will be available to make the rounds next season. The only thing funnier than that SB thread, would be if pedobear really did show up on the game-day set at each site. My old man has a 72 cadillac in collector condition that you could throw a cheap paint job on(not scarlet) that could serve as wheels. You are on your own with the rest of the list.ORD_Buckeye;2078189; said:I'll do it, but it's not going to be easy or cheap. I'll need the following items:
- 5K in unmarked 20s
- 1 '74 to '76 Cadillac Coupe D'Ville in good running condition...preferably in Scarlet with a white vinyl roof and opera windows
- 1 vintage Browning High Power with 3 clips
- 1 Pedobear costume
- 1 pair white tube socks
- 1 pair black Nike cleats
- 1 Penn State t-shirt in XXXXL
- 2 8 Balls of uncut cocaine
- 1 tank ether (the only thing that really has me worried)
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ORD_Buckeye;2078189; said:I'll do it, but it's not going to be easy or cheap. I'll need the following items:
- 5K in unmarked 20s
- 1 '74 to '76 Cadillac Coupe D'Ville in good running condition...preferably in Scarlet with a white vinyl roof and opera windows
- 1 vintage Browning High Power with 3 clips
- 1 Pedobear costume
- 1 pair white tube socks
- 1 pair black Nike cleats
- 1 Penn State t-shirt in XXXXL
- 2 8 Balls of uncut cocaine
- 1 tank ether (the only thing that really has me worried)
A savage journey to the heart of the NAMBLA dream.
Easy on the ether. They hadn't thought of that yet or else we wouldn't have any [conscious] victims. And these aren't your usual god-fearing pedophiles... too savage... too depraved.
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Muck
Enjoy Every Sandwich
AKAK;2078461; said:
If anyone is seriously thinking about doing this, the best way to go about it would be to get a couple of busloads of folks ALL dressed in pedobear suits.
Wearing Penn State jerseys over top.
And those creepy paper Joe Paterno masks over the pedobear head.
Now granted 100-250 or so pedobears is going to start a riot but it'll keep a lone pedobear wearer from being dragged into a dark corner and murdered.
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Muck;2078464; said:
I would recommend kidnapping Sandusky, blindfolding him, and duct taping his mouth and putting him into said costume and turning him loose. (This should be done in such a way that he doesn't know what it is he's wearing)
As he feels his way about searching for help, this should get amusing... for up to 30 seconds.
Huge downside is, it gives too many Ped State fans the opportunity to unknowingly do the right thing as well as letting Sandusky off the hook too easy.
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