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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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ORD_Buckeye;2077624; said:
I thoroughly suggest all Ped Aggy haters read the shaggybevo Cotton Bowl thread in its entirety.
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ORD_Buckeye;2076276; said:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=157&f=1395&t=8509057

Apparently, they've finally figured it out. Of course, it says NOTHING about them. The whole incident is an indictment on sekrah and Ohio State.

My hat's off to whoever stuck their fist up that collective fanbase's ass and worked them like a puppet. They deserve the first annual Tappan Stanton award.
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Ain't it great that their program housed a pederast, essentially covered for him, and now can't find a coach, yet they're the victims? It's somebody else's fault that they're so insulated and obtuse that they still think they can legitimately pull just about any name from a laundry list of the biggest names in coaching, even though that job is now about as attractive as an overnight convenience mart clerk job in Detroit? Every day trumps the previous for sheer stupidity on those boards. :lol:
 
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MaxBuck;2077960; said:
It's kind of a telling commentary on the Buckeyes' season that our rallying cry is, "At least we didn't buttfuck any pubescent boys."
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I'm pretty sure that we'd be saying the same things about Penn State if the Buckeyes were 13-0 and waiting for the BCS title game.
 
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NFBuck;2078155; said:
Alright, which one of you clowns has a death wish? Because you ain't getting out of there alive. :lol:
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I'll do it, but it's not going to be easy or cheap. I'll need the following items:

  • 5K in unmarked 20s
  • 1 '74 to '76 Cadillac Coupe D'Ville in good running condition...preferably in Scarlet with a white vinyl roof and opera windows
  • 1 vintage Browning High Power with 3 clips
  • 1 Pedobear costume
  • 1 pair white tube socks
  • 1 pair black Nike cleats
  • 1 Penn State t-shirt in XXXXL
  • 2 8 Balls of uncut cocaine
  • 1 tank ether (the only thing that really has me worried)

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