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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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BigWoof31;2073582; said:
I've been know to take a shot or two at good old B1G fans in my time at BP. Some have been well received, some have been widely scorned and I've had rep dinged as a result.

However - I feel confident that concluding that these individuals are the most absurd and delisional people in all of college football. If I could I would fly a mechanical blimp over Happy Valley and have the mechanized portion be a giant hand wank.

The notion that Coach Saban would leave just for the money is outrageous as Bama would pass the hat around and surpass it in a nano-second. His pipeline of recruits is far superior and the facilities are propbably equal if not superior at Bama.

I really don't have any idea where this arrogance comes from? I get Wisconsin fans being ultra annoying because they are going to Rose Bowls - PSU hasn't competed in a BCS game in years.
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First of all they haven't competed in the BCS very often because the B1G has been engaged in a conspiracy to keep them down since 1994. Its all about OSU and tsun, the B1G does not want PSU to supplant either one of the big 2 (which would obviously happen without B1g interference- usually in the form of crooked officiating).

Secondly, there was no rape of children. As proof I offer these two indisputable laws of physics; 1) a 6ft man cannot bend a 4 ft boy over and fuck him, it just doesn't work-he wont reach and 2) there was no screaming which means there was no insertion and if there was no insertion there was no rape. Now, why MM would lie and say he witnessed a rape I'm not sure, but you can't argue the science....there was no rape.

As far as luring Saban to Happy Valley, well the insiders were on record saying the hire would initially be an "earthquake" to the college football world. The have since escalated the warning to being a "moonshot". Who else besides Saban qualifies as a "moonshot"? Again if you just reason this stuff out it becomes very simple. Saban will be the next HC, the 3 Stoops brothers will be his OC, DC and Special Teams coordinators. The only question open for debate from here is how many NC's in a row.
 
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Jaxbuck;2073592; said:
First of all they haven't competed in the BCS very often because the B1G has been engaged in a conspiracy to keep them down since 1994. Its all about OSU and tsun, the B1G does not want PSU to supplant either one of the big 2 (which would obviously happen without B1g interference- usually in the form of crooked officiating).

Secondly, there was no rape of children. As proof I offer these two indisputable laws of physics; 1) a 6ft man cannot bend a 4 ft boy over and [censored] him, it just doesn't work-he wont reach and 2) there was no screaming which means there was no insertion and if there was no insertion there was no rape. Now, why MM would lie and say he witnessed a rape I'm not sure, but you can't argue the science....there was no rape.

As far as luring Saban to Happy Valley, well the insiders were on record saying the hire would initially be an "earthquake" to the college football world. The have since escalated the warning to being a "moonshot". Who else besides Saban qualifies as a "moonshot"? Again if you just reason this stuff out it becomes very simple. Saban will be the next HC, the 3 Stoops brothers will be his OC, DC and Special Teams coordinators. The only question open for debate from here is how many NC's in a row.
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"Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five....."
 
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Jaxbuck;2073592; said:
First of all they haven't competed in the BCS very often because the B1G has been engaged in a conspiracy to keep them down since 1994. Its all about OSU and tsun, the B1G does not want PSU to supplant either one of the big 2 (which would obviously happen without B1g interference- usually in the form of crooked officiating).

Secondly, there was no rape of children. As proof I offer these two indisputable laws of physics; 1) a 6ft man cannot bend a 4 ft boy over and [censored] him, it just doesn't work-he wont reach and 2) there was no screaming which means there was no insertion and if there was no insertion there was no rape. Now, why MM would lie and say he witnessed a rape I'm not sure, but you can't argue the science....there was no rape.

As far as luring Saban to Happy Valley, well the insiders were on record saying the hire would initially be an "earthquake" to the college football world. The have since escalated the warning to being a "moonshot". Who else besides Saban qualifies as a "moonshot"? Again if you just reason this stuff out it becomes very simple. Saban will be the next HC, the 3 Stoops brothers will be his OC, DC and Special Teams coordinators. The only question open for debate from here is how many NC's in a row.
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Frighteningly, this is a pretty good summary of the things I've read on their boards in the past couple weeks.
 
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Gatorubet;2073316; said:
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The line is busy. It's been busy all day.
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As ridiculous as it seems at first blush, Willingham would be an excellent choice.

1. He might accept the job, unlike anyone else these dipwits have mentioned.

2. He has an excellent reputation for ethics and morality. That's what is needed in Happy Valley above anything else.

3. Yes, as a football team they'd suck walnuts through a straw, but the NEXT coach would then have a low bar to jump over, making that hire a potential win.
 
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MaxBuck;2073598; said:
As ridiculous as it seems at first blush, Willingham would be an excellent choice.

1. He might accept the job, unlike anyone else these dipwits have mentioned.

2. He has an excellent reputation for ethics and morality. That's what is needed in Happy Valley above anything else.

3. Yes, as a football team they'd suck walnuts through a straw, but the NEXT coach would then have a low bar to jump over, making that hire a potential win.
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Fuck that. They don't deserve someone with an eighth of Willingham's class.
 
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Jaxbuck;2073592; said:
Secondly, there was no rape of children. As proof I offer these two indisputable laws of physics; 1) a 6ft man cannot bend a 4 ft boy over and fuck him, it just doesn't work-he wont reach and 2) there was no screaming which means there was no insertion and if there was no insertion there was no rape. Now, why MM would lie and say he witnessed a rape I'm not sure, but you can't argue the science....there was no rape.
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[marylovesthelions]Dont' forget there was no blood. You can't have violent rape of a child with no blood[/marylovesthelions]
 
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MaxBuck;2073598; said:
As ridiculous as it seems at first blush, Willingham would be an excellent choice.

1. He might accept the job, unlike anyone else these dipwits have mentioned.

2. He has an excellent reputation for ethics and morality. That's what is needed in Happy Valley above anything else.

3. Yes, as a football team they'd suck walnuts through a straw, but the NEXT coach would then have a low bar to jump over, making that hire a potential win.
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Don't forget that he would provide them with the scapegoat they will undoubtedly need for the next decade or so.
 
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Report: Penn State Interested In Eric Mangini As Next Head Coach

Penn State University is reportedly interested in former NFL head coach Eric Mangini for the Nittany Lions vacant head coaching position, according to Fox 29 Philadelphia.
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It was reported yesterday that Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Munchak was the top choice for Penn State to take over in State College, PA. Munchak, however, indicated that he had ?no interest? in the position.
Other coaches such as Boise State?s Chris Peterson, and retired NFL coach Tony Dungy, who have been rumored as candidates for the position, have denied any interest.

http://tracking.si.com/2011/12/29/report-penn-state-interested-in-eric-mangini-as-next-head-coach/
 
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cincibuck;2073664; said:
Charlie Weisscheeseburger and his Super Bowl rings haven't arrived at Lawrence yet... juss sayin'
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We saw him 'raising cane' in Lawrence when the Buckeye hoopsters played the Jayhawks without Sully.

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BB73;2073671; said:
We saw him 'raising cane' in Lawrence when the Buckeye hoopsters played the Jayhawks without Sully.

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It amazing to think how long that tie really is to go around his neck and a full 3-4 inches below his belt buckle/fupa restraining device.

Probably a clip on.
 
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