The fact that these troglodytes even know the names of all these referees screams Not Our Rival. Fuck em
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Auburn sucks.
Not just in general and in everything (which they do) but they are also a poor football squad as well.
However, there’s a thing referred to as “Jordan Hare Voodoo” where they have great luck and win weird games (Hail Mary vs UGA in 2013, Kick 6 vs Bama). Put simply, they somehow beat Alabama with Bo fucking Nix as their qb at Jordan Hare in 2019.
So while Auburn is terrible, and Penn State is prone to choke, the potential for Jordan Hare Voodoo might play a factor in this weekend’s game.
Prediction: Fuck em both, hope they both lose.
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Shhhhssssshhhh! The first rule of Ref fund is we don't talk about Ref fund!
( by the way, since O'Neil retired do we have to pay extra?)
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Are they still taking Venmo this year ?
Also .... How much is it to purchase a "Bullshit Holding Penalty" ??
Also .... How much is it to purchase a "Bullshit Holding Penalty" ??
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Sorry bro. I'm marrying off a daughter this year and the budget is tight. I'll do better next season ....
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Mine goes for a critical 3rd a long PI, which this year will probably be in the first half when PSU still thinks they have a chance. Is there a price tag on sneaking Franklin a container of colon blow before the game? We're past due on a PSU coach literally crapping his pants during the game.
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I'll allow it......especially as a protest, since the fund hasn't meant shit for several years now.
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But the "bullshit" holding calls ARE impactful.
You see, in Pedster logic, a phantom holding call in even the first 5 minutes changes the entire flow and tenor of the game. If not for that call, they would obviously have won the game instead of losing by 4 TD's. To them, it's not WHAT was called, but WHEN it was called.
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While we're on the topic of the ref fund, I have some bad news and some good news.
John O'Neill did not retire as a B1G referee. We caught him embezzling from the ref fund and had to let him go.
On the plus side, we have finally sorted through all of John's creative accounting with the ref fund and have found that his efforts to hide his theft also hid the fact that the fund has grown very well over the past few years such that, together with the funds seized from John's Cayman Islands accounts, have left the ref fund fully endowed.
Never mind the accounting jargon. The practical upshot of this is that all future payments will now come entirely from interest on the account, so no future payments to the ref fund are necessary.
In short, you may cease all payments to the ref fund and you will not notice any difference whatsoever in the officiating.
John O'Neill did not retire as a B1G referee. We caught him embezzling from the ref fund and had to let him go.
On the plus side, we have finally sorted through all of John's creative accounting with the ref fund and have found that his efforts to hide his theft also hid the fact that the fund has grown very well over the past few years such that, together with the funds seized from John's Cayman Islands accounts, have left the ref fund fully endowed.
Never mind the accounting jargon. The practical upshot of this is that all future payments will now come entirely from interest on the account, so no future payments to the ref fund are necessary.
In short, you may cease all payments to the ref fund and you will not notice any difference whatsoever in the officiating.
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You gotta love it when something becomes self sustaining. Entire point of parenting, ya know? Why should our baby the ref fund be any different?
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sparcboxbuck
What happened to my ¤cash?
Are you suggesting that the officials should collude on the calls and have some friends in Vegas place wagers for them and deposit the take in accounts in Costa Rica, Hong Kong and Luxembourg where reporting requirements are at a minimu…
Oh, shitfuck. Did I just hit post reply?
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