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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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AJHawkfan said:
I heard Camel named their mascot in honor of Dear Leader. Even used his likeness (without compensation) - Dear Leader did it out of the goodness of his heart.

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I think you're on to something considering that I've always heard that Joe Camel's face was based on a dick and balls.
 
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Zurp said:
This is whiny 7th grade girl shit. "We went to the movies and we were having fun but then Becky had to go to the bathroom and Cindy went with her and I needed to go, too but I knew that they wanted to talk about Kelly and I wanted to talk about Kelly, too but I couldn't go because if I went then Kelly would have come, too so I got left out and then Kelly ditched us to go sit with Tracy and..."
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Fuck that cheating whore! Not bitter...not bitter at all. Oh yeah, fuck Penn State, too.
 
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M*ch*gan vs. Penn State. Someone has to lose, so we all win. But whose loss is better for you?
For me, the perfect game is a shitmess of errors on both sides. And I'm not talking about a good defensive battle. I mean both sides drop passes. Both sides commit a bunch of penalties. Both sides miss easy field goals.
And then with the game on the line, I hope the refs make a pivotal call that goes against Penn State. Most preferable is if the refs are correct (like when Jesse James was called offsides on the onside kick a few years ago), but if the refs create a funny penalty that goes against Penn State, that'd be cool, too.
Or, if M*ch*gan loses that game, I can laugh at them. (See the 4OT game the two played a while back.)
 
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Normally, I would root for tsun over the cult. In our current time and place, however, the wheels continuing to spin off the Harbaugh bus is what matters most. Lose to the pedsters and most likely the scissor lifts and we roll into the Out House with a loaded .45 ready to administer a coup de grace to SimpLLLLe Jim's temple.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Normally, I would root for tsun over the cult. In our current time and place, however, the wheels continuing to spin off the Harbaugh bus is what matters most. Lose to the pedsters and most likely the scissor lifts and we roll into the Out House with a loaded .45 ready to administer a coup de grace to SimpLLLLe Jim's temple.
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Do we want that?
 
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Jaxbuck said:
View attachment 22907Wikipedia › wiki › Kobayashi_Maru

Kobayashi Maru - Wikipedia
The Kobayashi Maru is a training exercise in the fictional Star Trek universe designed to test the character of Starfleet Academy cadets in a no-win scenario.
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Does that mean Day is going to reprogram the game in slappy valley so that both teams can lose?
 
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