Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[ORD_Buckeye]

I heard Camel named their mascot in honor of Dear Leader. Even used his likeness (without compensation) - Dear Leader did it out of the goodness of his heart.

I think you're on to something considering that I've always heard that Joe Camel's face was based on a dick and balls.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This is whiny 7th grade girl shit. "We went to the movies and we were having fun but then Becky had to go to the bathroom and Cindy went with her and I needed to go, too but I knew that they wanted to talk about Kelly and I wanted to talk about Kelly, too but I couldn't go because if I went then Kelly would have come, too so I got left out and then Kelly ditched us to go sit with Tracy and..."

Fuck that cheating whore! Not bitter...not bitter at all. Oh yeah, fuck Penn State, too.

 

[Jaxbuck]

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No. "Who cares about Penn State?" is more accurate.

 

[MaxBuck]

Cultists want to leave the B1G again...

https://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/so-big-ten-apologists.249059/

If only ... if only.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

PSU = meh
Joe = meh
happy valley = meh
white out = meh
Nittany lions = meh
rehashing the PSU situation = meh
in fact meh meh meh

Central PA = Meth?

 

[Mike80]

Central PA = Meth?

Central PA = inbreeding...and meth.

 

[Zurp]

M*ch*gan vs. Penn State. Someone has to lose, so we all win. But whose loss is better for you?
For me, the perfect game is a shitmess of errors on both sides. And I'm not talking about a good defensive battle. I mean both sides drop passes. Both sides commit a bunch of penalties. Both sides miss easy field goals.
And then with the game on the line, I hope the refs make a pivotal call that goes against Penn State. Most preferable is if the refs are correct (like when Jesse James was called offsides on the onside kick a few years ago), but if the refs create a funny penalty that goes against Penn State, that'd be cool, too.
Or, if M*ch*gan loses that game, I can laugh at them. (See the 4OT game the two played a while back.)

 

[Jaxbuck]

But whose loss is better for you?

Wikipedia › wiki › Kobayashi_Maru

Kobayashi Maru - Wikipedia
The Kobayashi Maru is a training exercise in the fictional Star Trek universe designed to test the character of Starfleet Academy cadets in a no-win scenario.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Normally, I would root for tsun over the cult. In our current time and place, however, the wheels continuing to spin off the Harbaugh bus is what matters most. Lose to the pedsters and most likely the scissor lifts and we roll into the Out House with a loaded .45 ready to administer a coup de grace to SimpLLLLe Jim's temple.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Normally, I would root for tsun over the cult. In our current time and place, however, the wheels continuing to spin off the Harbaugh bus is what matters most. Lose to the pedsters and most likely the scissor lifts and we roll into the Out House with a loaded .45 ready to administer a coup de grace to SimpLLLLe Jim's temple.

Do we want that?

 

[MaxBuck]

Ped State is, quite frankly, the only team I would like the Skunkbears to beat every single year.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Do we want that?

I don't. I'd like him to be there when OSU takes the series lead from them.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I don't. I'd like him to be there when OSU takes the series lead from them.

Oh dear God, that would be wonderful.

 

[charlohiottean]

Do we want that?

I know I don’t

sung to Folgers jingle The best part of waking up, is knowing Harbaugh sucks.

 

[Palpie]

View attachment 22907Wikipedia › wiki › Kobayashi_Maru

Kobayashi Maru - Wikipedia
The Kobayashi Maru is a training exercise in the fictional Star Trek universe designed to test the character of Starfleet Academy cadets in a no-win scenario.

Does that mean Day is going to reprogram the game in slappy valley so that both teams can lose?