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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/tribdem.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/1/61/161d75e0-eaaf-11e9-8320-7b10b4d31fb4/5d9e071a61429.image.jpg?resize=1200,844

Hell yeah brother. He has a history of writing letters including criticising parents who bring babies and children into public spaces (only to have them make noise).

https://globintel.com/usa/penn-state-fan-letter-dave-petersen-bio-wiki-age/

That article says no children... unsurprising given their letter about loud kids. I mean... everyone has probably cursed about it at some point in life, but realized the parents have to live life too.
This guy thinks they should crawl in a hole and disappear from society for 18 years because loud noises bother him.
That's an impressive level of self-centeredness.

He sounds like an "I can't be racist because I have colored friends!" type of guy

Or '... because i once visited a zoo in Zimbabwe'
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Those pictures on the wall and his punchable face tell me all I need to know about this assclown.
 
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By far the biggest culture shock that I dealt with during my military service was the butt hurt that still existed over "The war of northern aggression". Now that I think about it, that's probably when and where I learned to go ahead and offend people who didn't deserve courtesy.


My brother once went to a NASCAR race with one of his friends. This dude from Georgia was talking mad shit about "the Yanks" that were sitting near him. Eventually he asked, "Where you Yanks from?" And my brother's friend said, without missing a beat, "Lancaster, Ohio, home of William Tecumseh Sherman. You know, that guy who burned your state to the ground?"

Dude from Georgia didn't say shit the rest of the day.
 
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Exactly how I pictured them. Exactly.

Guarantee these mutants made a pilgrimage to Rhythmic Slappy Valley in 2011 to show support to Dear Leader.
 
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