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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Please let this happen.
And you know how they whine about being penalized for excessive crowd noise in 1993? (I read somewhere that it might have been a warning - no actual penalty.) How great would it be if the fans get penalized for using their phone flash lights?

I also want weather to play a little role in the outcome. Maybe with 30 seconds to go in the game, M*ch*gan down by 1 and moving the ball, and lightning delays the game. Basically, free time out for M*ch*gan. They come back, and M*ch*gan gets a first down into field goal range, and they win. 6-4. Yay.
 
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I just saw these turds are 7-8 (2-3 under Franklin) in their stupid "white out" games. SEVEN AND FUCKING EIGHT. They still play this up as some "intimidating" environment? They've lost more than they won! GTFOH.

This is the kind of game I see them losing. Their offense is overrated and their D has padded their stats against sludge-fart offenses and fucking Maryland.

I see scUM pulling off some kind of hideous 12-10 win.
 
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NFBuck said:
I just saw these turds are 7-8 (2-3 under Franklin) in their stupid "white out" games. SEVEN AND FUCKING EIGHT. They still play this up as some "intimidating" environment? They've lost more than they won! GTFOH.

This is the kind of game I see them losing. Their offense is overrated and their D has padded their stats against sludge-fart offenses and fucking Maryland.

I see scUM pulling off some kind of hideous 12-10 win.
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If that happens let it end on a Pedster field goal attempt that looks like it's right over the upright and called no good.
 
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NFBuck said:
I just saw these turds are 7-8 (2-3 under Franklin) in their stupid "white out" games. SEVEN AND FUCKING EIGHT. They still play this up as some "intimidating" environment? They've lost more than they won! GTFOH.

This is the kind of game I see them losing. Their offense is overrated and their D has padded their stats against sludge-fart offenses and fucking Maryland.

I see scUM pulling off some kind of hideous 12-10 win.
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So you're seeing the Vulvarines getting a TD, a FG and a safety? Cause we all know if Penn State scores a TD they can't get beat by the opponent only kicking FGs.
 
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jakenick06 said:
I married a Penn Stater...I’m in State College often and am here to witness a scum murder with happiness...but fuck if these cunty shitgibbons (shoutout @NFBuck ) make it so hard to actually cheer on their obscure backwoods program. Meteor, I submit to your goodwill.
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Godspeed.

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NFBuck said:
I just saw these turds are 7-8 (2-3 under Franklin) in their stupid "white out" games. SEVEN AND FUCKING EIGHT. They still play this up as some "intimidating" environment? They've lost more than they won! GTFOH.

This is the kind of game I see them losing. Their offense is overrated and their D has padded their stats against sludge-fart offenses and fucking Maryland.

I see scUM pulling off some kind of hideous 12-10 win.
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But wait! Some of those losses were during the "Dark Years" when they sucked, and others were while they were under sanctions for 19 years because of Uncle Jer! Plus they cant seem to figure out how many "White Outtm" games there have actually been.
So by Pedster logic they really have a winning record.
 
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NFBuck said:
I just saw these turds are 7-8 (2-3 under Franklin) in their stupid "white out" games. SEVEN AND FUCKING EIGHT. They still play this up as some "intimidating" environment? They've lost more than they won! GTFOH.

This is the kind of game I see them losing. Their offense is overrated and their D has padded their stats against sludge-fart offenses and fucking Maryland.

I see scUM pulling off some kind of hideous 12-10 win.
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I'm guessing most of those losses are to Ohio State. So, not all that surprising.
 
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jakenick06 said:
I married a Penn Stater...I’m in State College often and am here to witness a scum murder with happiness...but fuck if these cunty shitgibbons (shoutout @NFBuck ) make it so hard to actually cheer on their obscure backwoods program. Meteor, I submit to your goodwill.
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I would make fun of you for living there but I live in Cambria county and work in Altoona. Seeing the mongoloids up close is something no one should have to do. Stay strong.
 
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NFBuck said:
I just saw these turds are 7-8 (2-3 under Franklin) in their stupid "white out" games. SEVEN AND FUCKING EIGHT. They still play this up as some "intimidating" environment? They've lost more than they won! GTFOH.

This is the kind of game I see them losing. Their offense is overrated and their D has padded their stats against sludge-fart offenses and fucking Maryland.

I see scUM pulling off some kind of hideous 12-10 win.
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They're 7-8 because most of the time they play THE Ohio State during their whiteouts.
 
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