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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Zurp said:
I've suspected before that Penn State fans put your worth in whether you went to and graduated from that college. If you didn't go to the school, you shouldn't be a fan of that school.





He tries to back-pedal that "graduate" part, but not very well.
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That post Zurp quoted shows the mentality of so many of the Joebots/PSU grads. No one other than PSU grads are allowed to have an opinion on kids getting raped in the ass while everyone from the football coach to the President of the university looked the other way. Kids getting sodomized in the locker room is an in-house problem and will dealt with in house. No need to contact pesky law enforcement.
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
That post Zurp quoted shows the mentality of so many of the Joebots/PSU grads. No one other than PSU grads are allowed to have an opinion on kids getting raped in the ass while everyone from the football coach to the President of the university looked the other way. Kids getting sodomized in the locker room is an in-house problem and will dealt with in house. No need to contact pesky law enforcement.
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And the lord spoke and said, all those who would dare turn against Joesus and question his divine wisdom shall perish from this earth or made to disappear from Centre County
Joe 1:1
 
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I ran into a Pedophile State University fan tonight. He was wearing 409 beads around his neck and a 'Success With Minors' tattoo on his forehead (his forehead was big enough to fit all the letters). He saw my 'Joesus is a False Prophet' T-shirt and confronted me with FAX and EVIDENTS! I ripped both his arms off and bludgeoned him with his own dismembered arms! He finally understood that he didn't know the REAL GJ REPORT BOT FREEH TRUTH!!

Success With No Armers!

Changing the world one armless cultist at a time...

Its the internet. I swear this is true.

And Hackenberg is still limping off the field on 4th down...Fuck you Pedophile State University.
 
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Saw31 said:
I ran into a Pedophile State University fan tonight. He was wearing 409 beads around his neck and a 'Success With Minors' tattoo on his forehead (his forehead was big enough to fit all the letters). He saw my 'Joesus is a False Prophet' T-shirt and confronted me with FAX and EVIDENTS! I ripped both his arms off and bludgeoned him with his own dismembered arms! He finally understood that he didn't know the REAL GJ REPORT BOT FREEH TRUTH!!

Success With No Armers!

Changing the world one armless cultist at a time...

Its the internet. I swear this is true.

And Hackenberg is still limping off the field on 4th down...Fuck you Pedophile State University.
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Mezcal tonight Saw?
 
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ExpatAkronite said:
Mezcal tonight Saw?
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I am on a strict beer and vodka diet. And have been for years.

The last time I did Mezcal, me and several of my fellow Mezcalites were hauled into the station to explain "how the fuck did your car get across that creek and into that field". That was 25+ years ago. No thanks to Mezcal. But I'll wingman if you're drinking it. LOL.
 
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Wrong thread, but true story. LOL, internet and all, but true story.

The last time I drank Mezcal...

Used to buy two bottles of Mezcal every weekend and pass it around with maybe 6 or 7 or 8 of us until it was gone (1991 or so). Well, one weekend, my good buddy was about to head off to USMC boot camp and we were gonna send him off properly. We went out to a "deserted" road to drink a bunch of beer and the bottles of Mezcal. Already had a prefabricated "secret" path across the creek into the corn field. We finished the first bottle and we all signed/autographed it so our buddy had something to remember us by when he left for the Marines. Well, 20 minutes later....flashing lights. Cop asks us if we've been drinking. Had plenty of time to hide everything. Saw the cop car from a mile away. But forgot the empty souvenir bottle we had finished. He searched the vehicle and found this Mezcal bottle that had all our names and, very unfortunately, the date that we drank this bottle of Mezcal. The patrol cops easily cracked that case. No need for the CSI fingerprint team since the label on the bottle of Mezcal was basically a legal document at that point.

Yeah, the judge was not happy with the decisions we made that night. Didn't get an "underage" charge after hearing our story...just the open container fine.

We never drove anywhere drunk. Had a plan to get picked up later in the evening, but the cops got there first. LOL.

Lesson: Do not sign your bottles of liquor. They can and will be used against you in a court of law. And they will laugh at you as they use it against you in a court of law...
 
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Saw31 said:
I am on a strict beer and vodka diet. And have been for years.

The last time I did Mezcal, me and several of my fellow Mezcalites were hauled into the station to explain "how the fuck did your car get across that creek and into that field". That was 25+ years ago. No thanks to Mezcal. But I'll wingman if you're drinking it. LOL.
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LOL. Guess absinthe is off the menu too, eh :cheers:
 
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Saw31 said:
Wrong thread, but true story. LOL, internet and all, but true story.

The last time I drank Mezcal...

Used to buy two bottles of Mezcal every weekend and pass it around with maybe 6 or 7 or 8 of us until it was gone (1991 or so). Well, one weekend, my good buddy was about to head off to USMC boot camp and we were gonna send him off properly. We went out to a "deserted" road to drink a bunch of beer and the bottles of Mezcal. Already had a prefabricated "secret" path across the creek into the corn field. We finished the first bottle and we all signed/autographed it so our buddy had something to remember us by when he left for the Marines. Well, 20 minutes later....flashing lights. Cop asks us if we've been drinking. Had plenty of time to hide everything. Saw the cop car from a mile away. But forgot the empty souvenir bottle we had finished. He searched the vehicle and found this Mezcal bottle that had all our names and, very unfortunately, the date that we drank this bottle of Mezcal. The patrol cops easily cracked that case. No need for the CSI fingerprint team since the label on the bottle of Mezcal was basically a legal document at that point.

Yeah, the judge was not happy with the decisions we made that night. Didn't get an "underage" charge after hearing our story...just the open container fine.

We never drove anywhere drunk. Had a plan to get picked up later in the evening, but the cops got there first. LOL.

Lesson: Do not sign your bottles of liquor. They can and will be used against you in a court of law. And they will laugh at you as they use it against you in a court of law...
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Something about sending off friends to Parris Island....1977. Two of us were 18 and three were 17. Well, the three juvies got slapped on the wrist and sent home. One of the 18 year olds was shuffled off to the induction center (or whatever you call it). The other spent a miserable night in the Summit County jail. Guess which one I was :banger:
 
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ExpatAkronite said:
LOL. Guess absinthe is off the menu too, eh :cheers:
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I've never drank absinthe. Didn't old world royalty make it illegal or whatever? It has some weird aura around it like its heroin or something. Sounds like fun! Unless its heroin...

I'll drink gin every so often. Gin and tonics as long as its Beefeaters or Tanqueray.

I'm going into the ground pickled between the vodka and occasional gin. My corpse will be preserved for centuries. They'll dig me up and I'll be what represents today's civilization. They'll think I was royalty because the bugs didn't like the taste of my pickled flesh...
 
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Saw31 said:
I've never drank absinthe. Didn't old world royalty make it illegal or whatever? It has some weird aura around it like its heroin or something. Sounds like fun! Unless its heroin...

I'll drink gin every so often. Gin and tonics as long as its Beefeaters or Tanqueray.

I'm going into the ground pickled between the vodka and occasional gin. My corpse will be preserved for centuries. They'll dig me up and I'll be what represents today's civilization. They'll think I was royalty because the bugs didn't like the taste of my pickled flesh...
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Just realized this isn't your all night drinking thread......so I'm heading there for a night cap.
 
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Saw31 said:
I've never drank absinthe. Didn't old world royalty make it illegal or whatever? It has some weird aura around it like its heroin or something. Sounds like fun! Unless its heroin...

I'll drink gin every so often. Gin and tonics as long as its Beefeaters or Tanqueray.

I'm going into the ground pickled between the vodka and occasional gin. My corpse will be preserved for centuries. They'll dig me up and I'll be what represents today's civilization. They'll think I was royalty because the bugs didn't like the taste of my pickled flesh...
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Absinthe's dangers were overrated by prohibitionists. It's strong af, though. I've had some of the 148 proof stuff. It's licorice flavored firey rocket fuel. Would not recommend. It's way, WAY worse than Sambuca Romana. I would almost rather do shots of grappa. Almost.

If you're going to try an occasional gin, then might I suggest Tanqueray 10? It's distilled using only fresh fruits and botanicals, so the experience is unlike any other gin. It tastes a lot less like hairspray, and therefore a lot better. At any rate, Bombay Sapphire is better than Tanqueray for the money.
 
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