Bill Lucas
Assistant Coach
NittanyAmerica never fails to disappoint when it comes to bringing the lunacy. This guy has to be a troll right?
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It's cute they way they refer to the pedophile by his first name, like a term of endearment.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
That's always lurked under the surface with the cult since day one--if Sandusky is innocent then it completely absolves Joesus. As their desperation grows to restore Joesus' legacy (and their own sense of self-worth), the more it's coming out into the open.
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Buckeye86
I do not choose to discuss it
I guess it's good that subconsciously they seem to realize all their defenses boil down to insane cult ramblings and at the end of the day Paterno was a disgusting pedophile enable/protector in all scenarios outside of the crimes not actually happening in the first place?
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I'll take that.... at least it's honest instead of all the attempts to obfuscate and dance around the bushes claiming Paterno did the right thing by allowing a known pedophile to use his facilities and organization to abuse children for decades.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Yeah, but do you even remember that '86 defense, Bro? BEAT MIAMI!
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Joe Pa Thetic
Heisman
Can I count on everyone on here to be in attendance when Joesus is inducted into the Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame in October? 
I understand why the College Football HoF wouldn't throw Joesus out when he has already been enshrined, but it seems pretty mind-blowing that any Hall Of Fame would actually induct Joesus post 2011.
It does seem amazing that Joesus is not already in the Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame. But, of course, there is an obvious answer for that. According to BWI, Joesus was so modest that he declined previous offers to bestow such an honor upon him. How benevolent of the Paterno family to allow Joesus to be inducted this year.
http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/joe-paterno-to-be-inducted-into-pa-sports-hof.18396/
BobPSU92: "This is also a headline on espn's college football page. Of course, espn's write-up is far more ugly than NBC's.
Here is one interesting tidbit from the espn article:
"Paterno was actually approached for consideration about two decades ago but shied away from the attention and wasn't sure he could make the ceremony, which usually falls on a football Saturday, organizers said."
Typical of Joe to not want the attention.
Then there's this from espn:
"The Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame's rules require permission from a nominee or a nominee's survivors before placing him or her on the ballot. Each year it inducts 10 living and two deceased athletes and coaches.
Organizers approached Paterno's family this year and they agreed. "
I understand why the College Football HoF wouldn't throw Joesus out when he has already been enshrined, but it seems pretty mind-blowing that any Hall Of Fame would actually induct Joesus post 2011.It does seem amazing that Joesus is not already in the Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame. But, of course, there is an obvious answer for that. According to BWI, Joesus was so modest that he declined previous offers to bestow such an honor upon him. How benevolent of the Paterno family to allow Joesus to be inducted this year.
http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/joe-paterno-to-be-inducted-into-pa-sports-hof.18396/
BobPSU92: "This is also a headline on espn's college football page. Of course, espn's write-up is far more ugly than NBC's.
Here is one interesting tidbit from the espn article:
"Paterno was actually approached for consideration about two decades ago but shied away from the attention and wasn't sure he could make the ceremony, which usually falls on a football Saturday, organizers said."
Typical of Joe to not want the attention.
Then there's this from espn:
"The Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame's rules require permission from a nominee or a nominee's survivors before placing him or her on the ballot. Each year it inducts 10 living and two deceased athletes and coaches.
Organizers approached Paterno's family this year and they agreed. "
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must be prestigious if they already know every year that 12 people will get in....they just have to find 12 people that will agree to it.
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Joe Pa Thetic
Heisman
Just when you thought the Paterno family could not possibly pimp out Joesus' name any more than they already have, I give you the "Paterno Legacy Series of Beer." The beer will be an American lager and be available in cases and 12-packs in time for the upcoming season. Naturally, loony Lubrano gives a thumbs up in the article to the Joesus beer.
Brewer Mark Dudash, who has teamed up with the Paterno family for the project, envisions a beer with the "kind of staying power Joe Pa had."
Dudash was quoted in the article as saying, "“This isn't a can collector's series. This is to build a brand. We're originating it for football season, but if it is successful, it could go into taps or different kinds of beer.”
http://triblive.com/news/editorspicks/8592175-74/paterno-beer-dudash#axzz3dhmAgcMZ
Brewer Mark Dudash, who has teamed up with the Paterno family for the project, envisions a beer with the "kind of staying power Joe Pa had."
Dudash was quoted in the article as saying, "“This isn't a can collector's series. This is to build a brand. We're originating it for football season, but if it is successful, it could go into taps or different kinds of beer.”
http://triblive.com/news/editorspicks/8592175-74/paterno-beer-dudash#axzz3dhmAgcMZ
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Joe Pa Thetic
Heisman
The jokes are seemingly endless regarding Joesus beer:
The beer to have when you want to get shit-faced instead of just shitting your pants.
Try to throw out some Joesus beer and it will tell you to get the hell out of the house.
One of the comments from the linked article seemed pretty accurate. Joesus beer will never leave your refrigerator, even 15 years after it is out of date.
The beer to have when you want to get shit-faced instead of just shitting your pants.
Try to throw out some Joesus beer and it will tell you to get the hell out of the house.
One of the comments from the linked article seemed pretty accurate. Joesus beer will never leave your refrigerator, even 15 years after it is out of date.
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A laxative based beer, this beer will have you shit your pants in the middle of a game.
Edit: Joe Pa Thetic beat me to it. Bastard.
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JoePa Lager - Guaranteed never to ruin your weekend!
JayPa Light - Same great taste with half the integrity!
The Joesus IPA - Packed with enough hops and alcohol to Beat Nebraska!
McQueary Red Ale - It's red in color, but it turns you yellow!
Peachy Paterno Christmas Ale - Perfect for sipping during the Pinstripe Bowl!
Tug Speedwell Porter - Hey, wait a minute!! How the Hell did that one get in here?!?
Success With Honor Stout - Zero calories, zero degrees Plato, zero IBU ... because there's nothing there!
Sandusky Brown Ale - The name says it all!
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