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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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kujirakira said:
After years of no bowl... do they travel en masse to Detroit or Boise?
That'd be the icing on the cake. How quaint and pathetic when you're reduced to Illinois "WE MADE A BOWL!"
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Somebody needs to organize a rally at the Potato Bowl. Let the good people of Boise be cascaded with a tidal wave of FACTS! and EVIDENTS. Let them know about the link between a lack of blood and a lack of rape. Educate them on the size of Jerry's nose and why the "victims" should be checked for anal scarring. There is work to be done, pedsters.

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BEAT NEBRASKA!
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Somebody needs to organize a rally at the Potato Bowl. Let the good people of Boise be cascaded with a tidal wave of FACTS! and EVIDENTS. Let them know about the link between a lack of blood and a lack of rape. Educate them on the size of Jerry's nose and why the "victims" should be checked for anal scarring. There is work to be done, pedsters.

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BEAT NEBRASKA!
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The like is in Tug's honor. Still beyond me how the took hook line and sinker on that. Unbelievably over the top...

Taking my hat off in your direction one more time.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
The like is in Tug's honor. Still beyond me how the took hook line and sinker on that. Unbelievably over the top...

Taking my hat off in your direction one more time.
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Have you seen John Ziegler's and Ray Blehar's and Kevin Slaten's body of work regarding the defense of Joesus? The Cult laps up any drivel Ziegler, Blehar and Slaten come out with, and all three are working the Cult to heighten their own profile. Tug Speedwell was a scholar compared to most of the people defending Joesus nationally. 8D
 
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How mutants win the physical evidence argument:
  • Do not, under any circumstances, help the child you witness being molested by chasing off (at least) the attacker, or immediately calling the police.
  • Wait until the weekend is over to report it. This works best if the incident takes place on a Monday, or if there is a 3-day weekend approaching, but just try your best.
  • Remember to completely forget about the victim, or whatever you want to call him. If someone tries to give you his name, plug your ears or suddenly be very, very old.
  • Do not identify, interview, or obtain help for... wait, what were we talking about again?
  • Rinse and repeat (probably literally) year after year.
  • Beat Nebraska!
 
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OMG, but that would be fantabulous!

BWI would blow all the fuses on the internet with the wailing and outrage. And how perfect would that be?

They weren't supposed to be bowl-eligible this year anyway, were the NC2A not too blasted spineless to stand their ground. The thought of them "earning" a berth and then still being passed over? That would be priceless.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
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Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire arrive!
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LostLassie said:
OMG, but that would be fantabulous!

BWI would blow all the fuses on the internet with the wailing and outrage. And how perfect would that be?

They weren't supposed to be bowl-eligible this year anyway, were the NC2A not too blasted spineless to stand their ground. The thought of them "earning" a berth and then still being passed over? That would be priceless.
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It would be incredible, but they're going to sell out whatever bowl they go to and won't be passed over because of that. The best to hope for--and BWI is already screaming speeracy about this--is against Pitt in Detroit. It'll be a double smack in the face. They'll be denied the Pinstripe Bowl in NYC that they think is their due (obvious due to Delaney not wanting the pedsters to have the recruiting payoff of the game) and they'll be forced to play Pitt.
 
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I realize that for the most part, projections aren't worth a damn, but currently...

Mark Schlabach at ESPiN has them going to the Foster Farms Bowl to play USC.
Brett McMurphy has them in the Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl playing Arkansas
At CBS, they have them in the Pinstripe Bowl playing Duke

I don't want them to see them get a bowl bid..... but if they do, I hope they get humiliated in a big way.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
I realize that for the most part, projections aren't worth a damn, but currently...

Mark Schlabach at ESPiN has them going to the Foster Farms Bowl to play USC.
Brett McMurphy has them in the Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl playing Arkansas
At CBS, they have them in the Pinstripe Bowl playing Duke

I don't want them to see them get a bowl bid..... but if they do, I hope they get humiliated in a big way.
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Out of those three, I definitely don't want to see them get the Pinstripe Bowl because they want it.

I think Arky might cornhole them hard the way they're playing right now. While I'm all for cornholing the pedsters, I prefer that it not come at the hands of the mighty SEC!

So, I think the Foster Farms Bowl against USC would be best. An irrelevant bowl with no recruiting advantage playing an opponent to whom they'll probably lose. Still holding out for Pitt to stomp them in Detroit.
 
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