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Here is a couple that I forgot...

Do you have clean underwear, clothes to wear, and something to eat....then what the hell do you have to complain about....

What are you crying for....I will give you something to cry about....
 
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buckeyebri;1504814; said:
Here is a couple that I forgot...

Do you have clean underwear, clothes to wear, and something to eat....then what the hell do you have to complain about....

What are you crying for....I will give you something to cry about....
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Ah, the ol' "I'll give you something to cry about." To me, it's the #1 all-time in a class by itself phrase of the useless parent. I never heard it as a kid, but my uncle used it all the time. I told my wife, even before we had kids, that if she ever heard me say that, to go and buy a gun and put a single bullet in it and hand it to me, so I could blow my own head off.

Peace.
 
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My dad has had a few odd ones that I've never heard any other parents say. One I can remember off the top of my head:

"I don't chew my cabbage twice," which apparantly means he isn't going to repeat whatever he said.

Thats the only one I can remember currently, I should really start writing these down.
 
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