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Oscar Pistorius : .8 secs from qualifying for the normal Olympics

Muck;2305488; said:
Dude he's bionic, not a replicant. Duh.

Well, I think you better see about bigfoot's whereabouts then.

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So many good lines to work with...

The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.


The question now is, will the eventual Pistorius movie be narrated or not?
 
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Muck;2305505; said:
That particular bigfoot died in 1993 and his remains were buried on a ranch in NC.

You learn something new every day.

That and you remember how awesome the Steve Austin action figure with the bionic eye you could look through was.
 
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AKAK;2305508; said:
You learn something new every day.

That and you remember how awesome the Steve Austin action figure with the bionic eye you could look through was.

This bigfoot is gone too...
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He passed away in 1991.

My favorite pic of Andre
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The two guys with him were somewhat well known in their own rights.
 
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Oscar Pistorius, weeping in court, faces premeditated murder charge in girlfriend?s slaying

In a courtroom, not an Olympic stadium, there was no click-click-click of Oscar Pistorius? prosthetic limbs. His only sound Friday was loud, uncontrollable sobs as prosecutors charged him with premeditated murder in the shooting death of his model girlfriend.

"Take it easy," Chief Magistrate Desmond Nasir told the Olympic star-turned-murder-defendant as his father, Henke, and his brother, Carl, reached out to touch his shoulder to comfort him.

The 26-year-old Pistorius, the double-amputee sprinter who won world acclaim by competing in last summer's London Olympics, did not speak or enter a plea. He held his head and wept as he heard the charge, which carries a life sentence.

A statement released later by his family and agent said Pistorius disputed the murder charge 'in the strongest terms.'

The track star's arrest in the Valentine's Day killing of 29-year-old model Reeva Steenkamp shocked South Africa, where Pistorius was a national hero dubbed the Blade Runner for his high-tech prosthetics and revered for overcoming his disability to compete in the London Games.

Prosecutor Gerrie Nel said he would pursue a charge of premeditated murder against Pistorius in the slaying of Steenkamp, a leggy blonde model with a law degree who had spoken out on Twitter against rape and abuse of women.

She was discovered in a pool of blood before dawn Thursday by police called to Pistorius' upscale home in a gated community in the South African capital of Pretoria. Authorities said she had been shot four times, and a 9 mm pistol was recovered at the home.

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