Oregon Ducks

[alexhortdog95]

My wife doesn't need makeup to look hot. Show me those girls without makeup on, then we can talk.

Same here. I just told my wife that the other day. I said, "Honey, you're so beautiful. It's good to know that when I wake up in the morning, that this will be staring me in the face and I don't have to slide out of the bed wondering what the hell I got myself into."

You know the makeup is only on their faces, right?

You like em like this, huh?

 

[Coqui]

You know the makeup is only on their faces, right?

Not only do some girls use makeup, along with push up bras to enhance their breasts, but.....

The face matters too

 

[Hodgepodge]

Not only do some girls use makeup, along with push up bras to enhance their breasts, but.....

The face matters too

Reminds me of the scene in Porky's III where the guys meet "Blossom" for the first time.

 

[3074326]

This happened...

http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-football/america-loves-oregon-cheerleaders/

The dark-haired one doesn't even have a six pack. Yuck. Hideous. I don't date a girl unless she's at least a 9.5/10. The one to her right doesn't even have her natural hair color.

Knees are probably not perfect either. Pass

 

[Bill Lucas]

The dark-haired one doesn't even have a six pack. Yuck. Hideous. I don't date a girl unless she's at least a 9.5/10. The one to her right doesn't even have her natural hair color.

Knees are probably not perfect either. Pass

Know how I know you're gay?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Know how I know you're gay?

Nat that there is anything wrong with that, right...right?

 

[jlb1705]

1,2,6,4,3,5

Sarcasm? He is ranking them from 1st place to last place in terms of 1st to 6th based on their location; not scoring them on a 10-point system. His order is incorrect however, it should be 1, 6, 4, 2, 5, 3

You guys could learn a little about talent. 1,4,5,2,3,6

False.

The answer is: 123456. I mean, as long as we are completely making shit up, only a fool would have them go one at a time.

 

[Muck]

Know how I know you're gay?

Because he doesn't roofie his cheerleaders before taking them home?

 

[3074326]

Know how I know you're gay?

For the record, I was making fun of internet standards. Just in case there was any confusion.

 

[redguard117]

I want to know which srat she's in, that's for sure

 

[starBUCKS]

Chris Mortensen‏@mortreport

Chip Kelly is the new coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, according to league sources. No announcement yet.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Eagles!?!? Really???? I thought he wasn't going anywhere?

 

[starBUCKS]

Ian Rapoport‏@RapSheet

One (former) candidate has been informed the new #Eagles coach is Chip Kelly. Yes, Chip Kelly. (Confirming @mortreport)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Ian Rapoport‏@RapSheet

Well if that is true there are 2 possibilities:

1) The Eagles significantly upped their initial offer.

and/or

2) He just got new information about the severity of the NCAA's penalities for the Ducks, etc.

Link: http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...hip-kelly-philadelphia-eagles-oregon-football

 

[BigWoof31]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/source-chip-kelly-is-the-new-eagles-head-coach/


LOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Oregon!


Bucks should drop their future series with OU and sign one with UGA.