Ongoing story

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

OK, so I had this idea for something to try here. When my cousin and I were younger, we had this idea to write a story together. I'd write a paragraph, then he'd read it, write the next one. I'd read it, and write the third, and so on...

I say lets give it a shot here and see what happens. Write whatever you want, but try to keep it to a paragraph or less.

I'll start.

Ed woke up to the sound of a squirrel shucking the shell off a nut.

 

[scarletngrey11]

Ed was extremely pissed off over being woken up by the little bastard, so he grabbed his 10-gauge and blew the little devil to hell.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

he turned away from the window and was going to go downstairs for a cup of coffee, that's when he noticed the hooker passed out on the floor next to the bed.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

"Fuck me.." Ed spoke to no one. "This is the second time in as many days."

 

[Saw31]

That's when he heard the car pull into the driveway. The wife had come home three days early!!

 

[scarletngrey11]

After hearing the car, the hooker woke up and rose to her feet. Upon fully standing up, the man notice a large bulge in her panties, a bulge that wouldnt be there on a normal woman.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Ed chuckled to himself, understanding a joke only he gets. "Well, OK, it's not the second time in as many days."

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

in a DEEP voice he/she then said.... "where's my $50". Ed scrambled for his wallet.

 

[Saw31]

Pushing the empty whiskey bottles out of the way. He paid her (?) and then told the woman (?) that she would have to climb out the window.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Meanwhile, Joanne's key hit the door.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

she walked in the door and yelled "honey, I'm home!"

 

[Saw31]

"Ahh, fuck! Hurry up!" Ed exclaimed. "There's squirrel guts everywhere" the she-male said...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Ed grabbed his trusty swiffer sweeper out of the closet and began sweeping up squirrel remains. The hooker took off out the window and ran down the street to the local McDonalds where she was scheduled to start work in a half hour.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

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EDIT - LoKy made my part impossible... Thjat's alright.

 

[Saw31]

Ed quickly jumped in the shower to rinse the man smell off of him.