scarletngrey11
All right, all right, all right.
Unknown to Ed, the stranger was wanted in twelve states, for rape.
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The officer approached ed's window as he rolled it down.
"License and registration, mr......um...dickface", the cop said with a slight chuckle.
"License and registration, mr......um...dickface", the cop said with a slight chuckle.
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tedginn05
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As Ed is getting out of the car, the stranger opens the door and gets out also, Cop: "Sir please stay in the motor vehicle", within 5 seconds of saying that the stranger pulls out a sawed-off shotgun out of his bag and without warning plasters the cop's brains all over the cop car.
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"Well damn, buddy. I can see you mean business." Ed exclaimed without a hint of fear.
"Damn right I do. Now lets get out of here."
"Damn right I do. Now lets get out of here."
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DEBuckeye
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
Christ, thought Ed, I began the day waking up at home with a she-male, and now I'm speeding down the highway with a feather boa-wearing cop killer riding shotgun.
"So," Ed said, "now that we're both wanted for murder, maybe we should get to know each other a bit. What's your name, Chief?"
"So," Ed said, "now that we're both wanted for murder, maybe we should get to know each other a bit. What's your name, Chief?"
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daddyphatsacs
Let the cards fall...
"Richard Trickle............well, at least that's my real name". The stranger replied. "But my friends call me Coolbreeze".
"I guess you feel tortured growing up having to live with a name like Richard Trickle........being called Dick Trickle all the time" Coolbreeze added, growing more and more agitated.
"That's why my parents..........I....nevermind".
"What about your parents Coolbreeze" Ed responded.
"Why don't you just shut the fuck up and take my ass to the Alamo". Coolbreeze responded.
"I guess you feel tortured growing up having to live with a name like Richard Trickle........being called Dick Trickle all the time" Coolbreeze added, growing more and more agitated.
"That's why my parents..........I....nevermind".
"What about your parents Coolbreeze" Ed responded.
"Why don't you just shut the fuck up and take my ass to the Alamo". Coolbreeze responded.
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"Listen," Ed changed lanes to pass a slow moving Buick, "I figure if we're both fugitives and such, maybe we oughta get some new wheels. I'm getting hungry too. I say at the next exit, we stop off, grab a bite to eat and see about getting ourselves a new car. No way the cops don't start looking for us after that shit you pulled back there."
Coobreeze nodded in agreement. "Seriously, where are you off to and why?"
"Mexico."
"Ah.. and why?"
"Doesn't matter."
"It's going to take some coin to get down to Mexico from here. How much you got?"
Ed was uneasy. He'd just witnessed "coolbreeze" blow a cop away as if it were nothing and now he wanted to know how much cash Ed had. "Frankly, I'm pretty light in that regard. Mexican Millionare, but US pauper."
"It's cool. I'll bankroll this." Coolbreeze lit a smoke.
Coobreeze nodded in agreement. "Seriously, where are you off to and why?"
"Mexico."
"Ah.. and why?"
"Doesn't matter."
"It's going to take some coin to get down to Mexico from here. How much you got?"
Ed was uneasy. He'd just witnessed "coolbreeze" blow a cop away as if it were nothing and now he wanted to know how much cash Ed had. "Frankly, I'm pretty light in that regard. Mexican Millionare, but US pauper."
"It's cool. I'll bankroll this." Coolbreeze lit a smoke.
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tedginn05
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Ed pulls off at the next exit and "Alan/Coolbreeze" sees a bank
Alan/Coolbreeze: "Hey stop at that bank, I want to make a "withdraw""
Ed thinks it over and says "Ah what could it hurt"
Ed waits patiantly while "Alan/Coolbreeze" goes into the bank(With his shotgun), about 3 min later Alan runs out carrying his bag and Ed hears a alarm go off
Ed: "Shit man what did you do now"
Alan/Coolbreeze: "I made a "withdraw", what is there a problem?"
Ed: "You have a bank account here"
Alan/Coolbreeze: "Yea, its under the name of 12-Gauge"
Ed: "Damn now we really need to get some new wheels"
Alan/Coolbreeze: "Hey stop at that bank, I want to make a "withdraw""
Ed thinks it over and says "Ah what could it hurt"
Ed waits patiantly while "Alan/Coolbreeze" goes into the bank(With his shotgun), about 3 min later Alan runs out carrying his bag and Ed hears a alarm go off
Ed: "Shit man what did you do now"
Alan/Coolbreeze: "I made a "withdraw", what is there a problem?"
Ed: "You have a bank account here"
Alan/Coolbreeze: "Yea, its under the name of 12-Gauge"
Ed: "Damn now we really need to get some new wheels"
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
back in the car the two headed out on the open road.
"what led you to being on the road, Coolbreeze?" Ed asked
"well... I started this web site where I charged $49 (regularly 77$) for inside information on a college football team. That didn't work out... after that I had no where to go so I decided to hit the open road" Coolbreeze answered.
as Coolbreeze finished his sentence Ed notice a Ford pickup with a huge Confederate flag coming up FAST behind them.... within seconds the truck ran into the back of Eds car.
"what led you to being on the road, Coolbreeze?" Ed asked
"well... I started this web site where I charged $49 (regularly 77$) for inside information on a college football team. That didn't work out... after that I had no where to go so I decided to hit the open road" Coolbreeze answered.
as Coolbreeze finished his sentence Ed notice a Ford pickup with a huge Confederate flag coming up FAST behind them.... within seconds the truck ran into the back of Eds car.
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tedginn05
Legend
Ed:"What the fuck is this guy doing?"
Coolbreeze:"I'll take care of this"
Ed:"Oh god what are you going to do now"
Coolbreeze then picks the shotgun off the seat and reaches into his bag and grabs a box of bullets out, spilling money all over the floor.
Ed:"Come on cool you've already killed a cop"
Coolbreeze:"I'm just going to scare them a little"
Coolbreeze then sticks his out the window and starts firing off shots, the Ford truck then swirves and flips over into a ditch.
Ed:"Do you like killing people alot, it seems like its a hobby of yours?"
Coolbreeze:"I'll take care of this"
Ed:"Oh god what are you going to do now"
Coolbreeze then picks the shotgun off the seat and reaches into his bag and grabs a box of bullets out, spilling money all over the floor.
Ed:"Come on cool you've already killed a cop"
Coolbreeze:"I'm just going to scare them a little"
Coolbreeze then sticks his out the window and starts firing off shots, the Ford truck then swirves and flips over into a ditch.
Ed:"Do you like killing people alot, it seems like its a hobby of yours?"
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