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He knew this was going to be a problem. The wife didn't mind, so much, the tatoo of a butt on his butt. But a giant cock on his forehead? This was going to take some quick thinking. Ed grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his head and decided to tell the wife he had converted to the Islamic religion and changed his name to Eddullah.
 
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"Fucking Arab", Joanne said, after hearing about Ed's supposed religious conversion. "Hey, honey", she continued, "I'm starving- why don't we go to that McDonald's down the street and grab some dinner?"
 
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Ed was contemplating a great many things as he lazily watched the road markers disappear beneath the front hood. Joanne, he thought, was a great piece of ass, but she lacked any kind of mind. Without warning, Ed slammed on the breaks. Joanne's head slammed in to the dash with a wet thud. "Get out."
 
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Joanne was shocked looking at the tattoo covering the better portion of Ed's forehead. Blood dripped slowly off her eyebrow. "Well, at least you're not really a towel head" she chuckled. Ed stared at her trying to discern whether he'd let her back in the car. "Fuck you." He hit the gas. Pebbles were tossed up in the air hitting Joanne in the shins. She stood in disbelief. Silent.
 
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As her disbelief set in, she thought that next time, she would be more honest in her relations with men. Next time, she would come right out and tell them about her sex change operation and her early life as John.
 
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"I'll head to Mexico" he shouted "all the transvestites a man could want.... all for $2.00" He had dreamed of this day since he had his first gay experience with his best friend from high school, LLLoyd.
 
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His thoughts wandered towards Llloyd. They were like brothers. Well, brothers that have sex with eachother. Lloyd went on to be a football coach, and Ed a garbage man. "No matter" he thought. The sun was high and the road hummed gently beneath him. He saw a hitchhiker some distance ahead.
 
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As the hitchhicker grew closer and closer in his windshield Ed thought he would stop and pick up the poor guy... after all, he can't be crazy, crazy people don't hitchhike in the middle of nowhere while wearing an old Motley Crue t-shirt and a pink feather boa.

Ed pulled over and the guy if he needed a ride....
 
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"Well, of course I do." the stranger said, slightly perturbed. "I mean, I'm not standing out here for my health."

Ed nodded. "Yeah, stupid question I guess. Where you heading?"

"West... North... South... I dont care."

"I'm heading South."

"Well, off we go then. Take me to Texas Jeeves."

Ed shot his passenger a look, "Jeeves?" He chuckled, "How about you call me Ed."
 
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