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Game Thread Ohio State @ That TeaX Up North - 11/30/19, Noon (FOX)

Good xorning BUCKEYE XOTHER FUCKING NATION!!!!! If you don't know what today is then fuck right off to your knitting club!! It's "THE GAXE" DAY and you all should be a whole new level of hate for these puke fucks up north. TIXE.2.GET.BEYOND PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXPPPPPPPPEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!
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Hairbaugh happy to field a side dish of tater salad. Well guess what xother fucker!! Day coming into the Shithole in your weeping yeast infected whore city with Wagyu Beef, and he brought his own sides. A side of pain and death. I say it every day but it xeans everything on this day. Fuck these dick weasel, cock wing helxet wearing, fart huffing, axature farxing, three finger butt fingering, elephant walking, hobo underwear chewing fucking fuck fuckers. FUUUUUUUUCK TTUN!!


O-H!!

I-O!!!

Time to take out the trash. And boys, there’s plenty of it to be hauled to the curb from Ann Arbor’s whore mouth. Shea Patterson wishes he was as big of a bitch as Chad Henne, but the truth is... he hasn’t been worth the rivalry’s salt. Our backup QB heads to the SEC to dominate, Sheila comes to the Big Ten to call up a dominatrix after getting mopped up by the Bucks... and Penn State... and Wisconsin.

They’d be better off asking Army for a rematch to display their “best football of the season” than to have Ohio State roll in and crush them once again with an iron fist.

We don’t give a damn for the whole state. They’re about to understand that in a few short hours. Fuck ‘em!



 
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Over and Under
OSU scores 28 points — Over
OSU gains 400 yds — Over
Justin Fields scores 3 TDs — Over
Justin Fields rushes for 50 yds — Over
JK Dobbins rushes for 125 yds — Over
JK Dobbins scores 2 TDs — Over
Defense gives up 17 points — Push
Defense gives up 100 yds rushing — Over
Defense gives up 175 yds passing — Under
Defense gets 3 sacks — Push
Defense gets 2 turnovers — Over

I say Fuck Xichigan 12 times today — Over
 
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Went to bed at 2, up at 7...

Doing my pregame Dunkin donuts/grocery store (ingredients for the special sandwich) routine.

Made sure my Mom, who is watching our place while we're here in the greatest state on Earth, has all the appropriate good luck charms out.


Seriously thinking about texting my boss, co-workers and everyone I know GO BUCKEYES.... even though they have no ties to Ohio, football and probably won't be watching. Still, I feel obligated to spread the word!!! Preach!!!!!
 
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So anxious; so stressed. Mother fuck this is rough. I almost have a bad feeling about it. Someone say they have a good one so it evens out.

First xichigan game without dad sucks too. Hopefully we get one for him.

Condolences. Mine was last year. Definitely bittersweet but we hung up his old Buckeye hat next to a picture of him and my Mom @ a game. Do something like that... it'll help.

As for your nerves....I can't help you with that. I'm the resident worrier. I worry for everyone else every game. It takes a lot out of you. I appreciate you shouldering some of the burden.
 
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