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LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
Yeah, the wife is about to see the best of me because weather is keeping us from going to a Buckeye bar in the morning.
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Thats why I never watch this game in public. At my house either alone or with close Buckeye friends. I'm feeling like I'm 24 again right now and I have no idea why. We're going to stomp a mud hole in their asses in just a few hours.
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lowbuck
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Okay so I know that the Barstool store is filled with incredible Black Friday deals right now such as the 50 Burger tee, the Team Portnoy hoodies, and the Barstool Book of Drinks, but the best deal of all is not even being advertised by every single company employee on Twitter and that is the fact that Ohio State is only -9.5 tomorrow against Michigan.
My parents taught me that money does not grow on trees, but apparently it grows in the desert. Merry Christmas from Las Vegas, folks! This is the definition of free money.
I cannot believe the oddsmakers are being so generous here, but then again, tis the season of giving! ....but the Buckeyes are only giving 9.5 points?? I have to be missing something here. I have to be missing something from 14 of the last 15 years.
It takes two sides to have a rivalry, so I don't want to hear anything about throwing the records out of the window in this game. The fact of the matter is that Ohio State's worst team in 100 years beat Michigan's best team in 100 years by 23 points last year. Now Ohio State has perhaps the best team in college football history, Michigan is still starting Shea Patterson, and we think the score is all of a sudden going to be close? Give me a break! Anyone with two eyes can see that this Ohio State team is a wagon and this Michigan team is not going to be the first team all year to play within single digits of them. No chance.
Is Justin Fields injured? Is Chase Young suspended? Did Harbaugh get fired? I mean, there is not one rhyme or reason why this line isn't Ohio State -37.5 tomorrow. The only two teams worth a damn that Michigan has played all year have beaten them with ease, and Ohio State beat both of those teams by double digits. The definition of insanity is doing the same thinh over and over again and expecting different results. How could anyone in their right mind take Michigan tomorrow?
While I could see it being a 3+ score win I could also see it being a 1 score game. These pricks play like they have nothing to lose because usually they don't and we can come in a little tight at times because we do have a lot to lose. 4 out of the the 7 smallest victories in our streak combine for an avg victory of 6 points. Our 3 biggest margins of victory in the streak avg out at 22 pts.
Our 2014 Natty team won by 14. So while I think we have a good chance at winning by 21+ I wouldn't really be surprised if they are able to keep hope alive for longer than we'd expect/want.
But do I like the 9.5 spread, you bet!
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I need a Heart Emoji right now. This guy is amazing, just like all the rest of the freaking coaches at tOSU, except one. Beals I'm looking at you!
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Can't sleep. I watched the 2006 version of The GaXe, and it had coXXentary Xixed in from Troy SXith and the TTUN writer/historian (being kind) John U. Bacon. So Bacon says, talking about the fourth quarter right after Crable's personal foul kept alive tOSU's last scoring drive, soXething like "if TTUN could have gotten the stop there, they would have had a chance to drive down and score, or at least get a field goal and get The GaXe into overtiXe."
I guess he's a revisionist historian, since the score was 35-31 at the tiXe. Clueless dipshit.
I guess he's a revisionist historian, since the score was 35-31 at the tiXe. Clueless dipshit.
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It might be tiXe to point out that what makes this the ultiXate rivalry is the respect which both prograXs have for each other. Having said that:
FUCK TTUN.
FUCK their arrogant fanbase.
FUCK the entire State up north.
And FUCK theX on the scoreboard in about 8 hours.
FUCK TTUN.
FUCK their arrogant fanbase.
FUCK the entire State up north.
And FUCK theX on the scoreboard in about 8 hours.
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WAKE UP BITCHES!!
IT'S GAME DAY!!
IT'S NOT "A" GAME, IT'S "THE"GAME!!
POUND THOSE FUCKS BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHERE THEY WERE SPAWNED!!
GO BUCKS!!
O-H!!
IT'S GAME DAY!!
IT'S NOT "A" GAME, IT'S "THE"GAME!!
POUND THOSE FUCKS BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHERE THEY WERE SPAWNED!!
GO BUCKS!!
O-H!!
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
URBAN MEYER DESTROYS JIM HARBAUGH WITH WORDS. Urban Meyer just improved to 5-0 against Jim Harbaugh with a single damn sentence.
“I can’t imagine going 0-5 in that rivalry,” former Ohio State Coach Urban Meyer said in a telephone interview.
Meyer, who finished with a 7-0 record against Michigan, grew up outside Cleveland during the 10-year stretch when the rivalry was the domain of two Hall of Fame coaches, Woody Hayes of Ohio State and Bo Schembechler of Michigan. Meyer later understood that the rivalry held the key to success at Ohio State. To lose that game, Meyer said, meant letting down not just a program and a university, but an entire state.
The best thing that ever happened to me, the Ohio State blogger who feeds on a legendary head coach dropping napalm on the blue team, is Meyer moving into the media after his retirement and turning off the coach speak.
And here's the thing, it's real. You want to know how that man went 7-0 against Michigan? It's because he's never cared about anything in his life as much as he cares about beating Michigan.
"People say you could lose every game but you have to win that game, I actually believe that.
"This is the world."
He might have to be restrained this afternoon.
LOSING HURTS. We'll have plenty of schadenfreude in the coming hours, that's for damn sure, but we're getting some pregame too because there's nothing more delicious than the lamentations of beaten and broken Michigan Men.
Thankfully, The Detroit News did the lord's work, providing us a greatest hits compilation of Wolverine tears. And Jack Miller's absolutely pitiful elegy might take the cake.
Jack Miller (2011-2014)
“You need to point out I live in Ohio. Agony might be the first word that comes to mind. Agony. The fan base is just obnoxious. The fans are horrible. Dealing with that here in the state of Ohio is horrible. At least I won one game against them. We’re in such a bad stretch, and dealing with it here in Ohio is agony, it really is. It’s awful, it really is. I think you have a good feel for the sentiment I have. How I really feel is anger all the time. And I feel like God loves the Buckeyes. Is that not true? What other program can lose a legendary head coach and move to a rookie coach and somehow get better? Seriously, who can do that? How does that work? God loves the Buckeyes. They refuse to get bad. They won’t do it.”
Meanwhile, Devin Gardner sounds like... a closet Ohio State fan? Or at the very least, totally apathetic at the ass kicking his team has been dealt most of his life.
Devin Gardner (2010-2014)
“Is it something you can write? I don’t know if you can put bleeps in writing. I don’t have anything good, but like nothing really bad. It’s like eh, at least it’s not Michigan State. They lost three quarterbacks and won a national
championship. That’s BS, that’s what it is. It’s been devastating for me. How does that happen? I do like their colors. My favorite color is red. That’s where it stops. I don’t like scarlet, I like red. Scarlet is the ladies’ version of red.”
Let's recap:
Comparing Ohio State to Michigan State and suggesting that he hates Michigan State more, when complimenting your rival's color scheme? Good lord. Urban Meyer would revoke his damn scholarship.
NICK SABAN KNOWS. Nick Saban is out here paying more respect to the Ohio State vs. Michigan rivalry than anyone to the north has the past two decades.
“I know Alabama and Auburn is big and all of that kind of stuff and it is – and I don't mean to disrespect it in any way – but Woody wouldn't even let you buy gas in Michigan. You couldn't turn in a gas receipt if you were recruiting there. You had to buy it in Toledo, go where you're going and come back.”
But you've still got folks in the south insisting there's a comparison. There's only one game today.
Entire article: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/skul...e-skull-session-get-dumped-then-team-up-north
“I can’t imagine going 0-5 in that rivalry,” former Ohio State Coach Urban Meyer said in a telephone interview.
Meyer, who finished with a 7-0 record against Michigan, grew up outside Cleveland during the 10-year stretch when the rivalry was the domain of two Hall of Fame coaches, Woody Hayes of Ohio State and Bo Schembechler of Michigan. Meyer later understood that the rivalry held the key to success at Ohio State. To lose that game, Meyer said, meant letting down not just a program and a university, but an entire state.
The best thing that ever happened to me, the Ohio State blogger who feeds on a legendary head coach dropping napalm on the blue team, is Meyer moving into the media after his retirement and turning off the coach speak.
And here's the thing, it's real. You want to know how that man went 7-0 against Michigan? It's because he's never cared about anything in his life as much as he cares about beating Michigan.
"People say you could lose every game but you have to win that game, I actually believe that.
"This is the world."
He might have to be restrained this afternoon.
LOSING HURTS. We'll have plenty of schadenfreude in the coming hours, that's for damn sure, but we're getting some pregame too because there's nothing more delicious than the lamentations of beaten and broken Michigan Men.
Thankfully, The Detroit News did the lord's work, providing us a greatest hits compilation of Wolverine tears. And Jack Miller's absolutely pitiful elegy might take the cake.
Jack Miller (2011-2014)
“You need to point out I live in Ohio. Agony might be the first word that comes to mind. Agony. The fan base is just obnoxious. The fans are horrible. Dealing with that here in the state of Ohio is horrible. At least I won one game against them. We’re in such a bad stretch, and dealing with it here in Ohio is agony, it really is. It’s awful, it really is. I think you have a good feel for the sentiment I have. How I really feel is anger all the time. And I feel like God loves the Buckeyes. Is that not true? What other program can lose a legendary head coach and move to a rookie coach and somehow get better? Seriously, who can do that? How does that work? God loves the Buckeyes. They refuse to get bad. They won’t do it.”
Meanwhile, Devin Gardner sounds like... a closet Ohio State fan? Or at the very least, totally apathetic at the ass kicking his team has been dealt most of his life.
Devin Gardner (2010-2014)
“Is it something you can write? I don’t know if you can put bleeps in writing. I don’t have anything good, but like nothing really bad. It’s like eh, at least it’s not Michigan State. They lost three quarterbacks and won a national
championship. That’s BS, that’s what it is. It’s been devastating for me. How does that happen? I do like their colors. My favorite color is red. That’s where it stops. I don’t like scarlet, I like red. Scarlet is the ladies’ version of red.”
Let's recap:
- "I don’t have anything good, but like nothing really bad."
- "At least it's not Michigan State."
- "I do like their colors."
Comparing Ohio State to Michigan State and suggesting that he hates Michigan State more, when complimenting your rival's color scheme? Good lord. Urban Meyer would revoke his damn scholarship.
NICK SABAN KNOWS. Nick Saban is out here paying more respect to the Ohio State vs. Michigan rivalry than anyone to the north has the past two decades.
“I know Alabama and Auburn is big and all of that kind of stuff and it is – and I don't mean to disrespect it in any way – but Woody wouldn't even let you buy gas in Michigan. You couldn't turn in a gas receipt if you were recruiting there. You had to buy it in Toledo, go where you're going and come back.”
But you've still got folks in the south insisting there's a comparison. There's only one game today.
Entire article: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/skul...e-skull-session-get-dumped-then-team-up-north
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It's been a while since I watched, so I might be off....but any time those fucks had the ball in the 2nd half with a chance to take the lead, they went 3 and out. It's a damn shame we had those snap issues, bc the final score does not tell the story of how we owned that game.
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Drubuck
What time is it?
Good xorning BUCKEYE XOTHER FUCKING NATION!!!!! If you don't know what today is then fuck right off to your knitting club!! It's "THE GAXE" DAY and you all should be a whole new level of hate for these puke fucks up north. TIXE.2.GET.BEYOND PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXPPPPPPPPEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Hairbaugh happy to field a side dish of tater salad. Well guess what xother fucker!! Day coming into the Shithole in your weeping yeast infected whore city with Wagyu Beef, and he brought his own sides. A side of pain and death. I say it every day but it xeans everything on this day. Fuck these dick weasel, cock wing helxet wearing, fart huffing, axature farxing, three finger butt fingering, elephant walking, hobo underwear chewing fucking fuck fuckers. FUUUUUUUUCK TTUN!!
O-H!!
Hairbaugh happy to field a side dish of tater salad. Well guess what xother fucker!! Day coming into the Shithole in your weeping yeast infected whore city with Wagyu Beef, and he brought his own sides. A side of pain and death. I say it every day but it xeans everything on this day. Fuck these dick weasel, cock wing helxet wearing, fart huffing, axature farxing, three finger butt fingering, elephant walking, hobo underwear chewing fucking fuck fuckers. FUUUUUUUUCK TTUN!!
O-H!!
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