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Game Thread Ohio State @ That TeaX Up North - 11/30/19, Noon (FOX)

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Ok, here’s my external site rant for this week:

Austin Ward at Lettermen Row (which I love, by the way. Lettermen Row has been amazing.) keeps stating things like “it might feel tainted” or “could feel a little hollow” if Ohio State loses The Game, but goes on to win a National Championship. Consistent mentions of “They have to know it’s possible to still win it even with a loss in The Game” and so on.

I heard it once, didn’t think much of it. Then twice, then a third time, etc. Now, if any of you from LR happen to read this, it’s time to take your medicine.

Austin: STOP. If you don’t understand it or it doesn’t click for you that The Game is the most important thing every season, just don’t comment. You claim to have covered the Bucks for 8 years, so “No one needs to explain it” to you, but that CLEARLY isn’t the case. So here it is, all wrapped up and delivered for you. If you can’t wrap your head around it because you aren’t from here and it’s hard to grasp: WAKE. UP.

It’s a way of life, not a weekend or a week out of a season. It’s our bread and butter. It’s our Thanksgiving and Christmas rolled together. It means EVERYTHING here. Typically, we can’t even dedicate proper time to holidays recognized by the federal government, because THIS IS OURS and we’re too busy thinking about it for anything else to matter.

Give us a 9-3 season with a win in The Game rather than a loss to that dumpster fire to the north and a national championship. The score of The Game is etched in the championship rings for a reason.

It’s absolutely inconceivable and the thought alone makes our blood run cold. If there’s a reason that this team and staff is elite this year, it is directly tied to the need to pound that team to dust. Nothing else. It’s the foundation, the motivation, and any rewards or good results achieved are due to the necessity to make sure they never prevail.

It has been that way long before you and I, long before any current streaks or lopsided wins or whatever you want to bestow upon the state of the rivalry in 2019. This is what makes it tick. It’s the heartbeat. Big Ten Championships and National Championships? Those are secondary goals and they always have been.

The first is to win The Game, as it always should be. Start respecting it.

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Big Ten Cha❌pionships and National Cha❌pionships? Those are secondary goals and they always have been.

Trying to explain this to non-Buckeye fans, especially those fro❌ the South, is always fun. The puzzled looks when I tell the❌ The Ga❌e is the only ga❌e that ❌atters. Born in '77 so for ❌e it isn't the '69 ga❌e, it is the entirety of the 1990s. Fuck the❌ until they quit the fucking sport.
 
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Fuck Fielding Yost.
Fuck all 3 of the Wistert brothers.
Fuck Bennie Oosterbaan.
Fuck Fritz Crisler and his stolen helXets.
Fuck ToX HarXon.
Fuck BuXp Elliott.
Fuck Ron Johnson.
Fuck Dan Dierdorf.
Fuck Don Xoorhead.
Fuck Jim Xandich.
Fuck Billy Taylor.
Fuck Ed Shuttlesworth.
Fuck Dennis Franklin.
Fuck Rick Leach.
Fuck Rob Lytle.
Fuck Harlan Huckleby.
Fuck Stanley Edwards.
Fuck Anthony Carter.
Fuck Butch Woolfolk.
Fuck JiX Harbaugh.
Fuck John Kolesar.
Fuck Jamie Xorris.
Fuck Elvis Grbac.
Fuck DesXond Howard.
Fuck Tyrone Wheatley.
Fuck Ty Law.
Fuck Elvis Grbac.
Fuck TiX Biakabutuka.
Fuck Brian Griese.
Fuck Charles Woodson.
Fuck ToX Brady.
Fuck Anthony ThomaX.
Fuck John Navarre, or build a statue on the field.
Fuck LLLLLLLoyd Carr.
Fuck Chris Perry.
Fuck Braylon Edwards, or just drop that one.
Fuck LaXarr Woodley.
Fuck Chad Henne, XotherFucking Joke That He Is.
Fuck Sean Crable.
Fuck Prescott Burgess.
Fuck Bike Hart.
Fuck Xario XanninghaX.
Fuck Steve Breaston.
Fuck Ryan Xallett.
Fuck Rich Rodriguez and his wife.
Fuck Tate Forcier.
Fuck Denard Robinson and his shoelaces.
Fuck Brady Hoke.
Fuck Devin Gardner.
Fuck Wilson Speight.
Fuck Jake Butt.
Fuck John O'Korn.
Fuck Chase Winovich.
Fuck Xississippi Jesus.

It's an incoXplete list, but it's a start.
Can I get an Axen!!!
 
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This reminds me of when Spinks heard Tyson punch a hole in the wall from his dressing room and was too scared to come out, was late to the fight, and when he left his room you could see he was scared shitless. Lasted 91 seconds.

Let us make scUM our Spinks.

I remember having a number of guys over at my house to watch the fight. One friend showed up 2 minutes late with two bags of chips in his hands. When I open the door and told him the fight was already over, the blank stare on his face was priceless. I will never forget it.
 
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Wow, it really is all in there... And yet he still picks OSU to win. :lol:

I particularly like how he pulls ncaa violations out of his ass regarding Urban. One can think about the ZS debacle however one chooses, but there were zero questions about ncaa compliance with Urban at Ohio State (or any of his other stops), and he was a zero tolerance guy at Ohio State for off field shit. Ask Hyde and Robie about the latter.
 
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