BE THE BALL
To get a proper grip on Penn State's high-scoring Spread HD offense, The Mag went right to the source. Luckily, the football was willing to talk.
by A Nike 3005 Collegiate Football (as told to Eddie Matz)
109,626. That's how many people are here in State College, Pa., to see if Illinois can slow down Penn State's new Spread HD offense. The crowd?larger than the population of Erie or Berkeley or Green Bay?is sitting through this rainy, late-September night to watch 22 guys knock the snot out of one another. But no matter whose number is called in the Nittany Lions' grab-bag offense, all eyes will be on me, because everyone is here to watch football. And I am the football.
Gulp.
I have a confession to make. I've never seen the field?not in a real, live game anyway, and barely in practice. Every year, Penn State's equipment manager, Spider Caldwell, rips open large boxes containing 225 balls sent by Nike. The boxes don't come from Swoosh headquarters in Oregon. They don't even come from the Philippines, where all of us Nike 3005 balls are born.
Instead, they come from a company called the Big Game, in Frisco, Texas, which tattoos us with a metallic blue Nittany Lions logo before shipping us to our final destination. Spider takes us out of our boxes and rubs us with a wet towel, to remove a red, waxy film. Quarterback Daryll Clark doesn't like the red, waxy film. Neither do any of the receivers or running backs. Pretty much no one likes it, except when it rains, when unwaxed balls weigh more than a nose tackle.
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