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Ohio Bobkittens (Beavis, FredOU, Hocking Jackassery)

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DaddyBigBucks;1777559; said:
Alright if you don't consider #4 on the list. His punches weren't sufficiently powerful to inspire Brutus to do anything more than falling on the little gnat to get him off his back. He didn't even manage to piss Brutus off.

The actual year-long dream was to tackle Brutus. When this turned into an epic, humiliating fail he decided to commit all out assault. And Brutus' response was "whatever".

I don't know if I've ever seen a more pathetic [strike]attempted felony[/strike]actual misdemeanor commited outside the state of M*ch*g*n.
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it was incredibly pathetic and stupid but i'm not going to pretend this doesn't make me laugh just a little bit:

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i almost imagine this as like some kind of star trek battle to the death with monks kneeling in prayer as a howling mob watches two aliens slug it out
 
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DaddyBigBucks;1777819; said:
Tell the truth: mascots look a little like cartoon characters and everybody likes cartoon violence. The only way to make it better is if they hit each other with pianos and anvils.
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oh hell yeah, this is 100% accurate. any time mascots spend not doing looney tunes types stuff is time wasted
 
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Electron Boy;1777815; said:
it was incredibly pathetic and stupid but i'm not going to pretend this doesn't make me laugh just a little bit:

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i almost imagine this as like some kind of star trek battle to the death with monks kneeling in prayer as a howling mob watches two aliens slug it out
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LOL (and I NEVER say LOL, or use words with ALL CAPS in a thread post). You are exactly right. This picture has been in a couple of threads and around the net in a few places, and I always stop and stare at it a little bit.

It has to be one of the most bizarre pictures that I've ever seen. The players kneeling in the background put it over the top. Classic.
 
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DaddyBigBucks;1777819; said:
Tell the truth: mascots look a little like cartoon characters and everybody likes cartoon violence. The only way to make it better is if they hit each other with pianos and anvils.
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I always like it when Purdue Pete is pounding on Brutus with that big rail-splitter hammer and then Brutus will "recover", take the hammer away and pound Purdue Pete. You've gotta have something to watch in the 4th quarter of your average OSU/Purdue game.
 
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As long as it's mutually planned antics, then I enjoy a good mascot "joust" as well.....but a one-sided "attack", to attemp to make another individual or school look stupid (one that could have caused injury) is not cartoonish slapstick to me.
 
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Padraig;1777884; said:
...a one-sided "attack", to attemp to make another individual or school look stupid (one that could have caused injury) is not cartoonish slapstick to me.
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It worked, OU's mascot did make OU's mascot look stupid. He was secretly a fool all along, but now the entire planet knows of it. Even many who know nothing of sports.

And if the bulk of the OU Nation, such as it is, hadn't quickly stood up on tOSU's side, the school would have looked a lot stupider than it already does. Though it was the "right" thing to do, the only logical thing to do, some schools wouldn't have done that. Kudos on that!
 
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Born@OSU;1777879; said:
I always like it when Purdue Pete is pounding on Brutus with that big rail-splitter hammer and then Brutus will "recover", take the hammer away and pound Purdue Pete. You've gotta have something to watch in the 4th quarter of your average OSU/Purdue game.
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i remember in '95, as the Bucks were up 56-0 against Iowa IN THE SECOND QUARTER, Brutus acted like he was beating the crap out of the Iowa mascot. then Iowa's mascot played dead, and Brutus performed CPR on him. :lol:
 
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