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Ohio Bobkittens (Beavis, FredOU, Hocking Jackassery)

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BuckeyeNation27;1777469; said:
I think the NCAA needs to do some investigating of Ohio. Follow the logic:

Mascot can't tackle :: Mascot doesn't even go to Ohio
Team can't tackle :: _______________________

Are we sure these are eligible football players?
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Oh, indeed. They spend most of their time in classes in Ann Arbor.
 
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Electron Boy;1777452; said:
well on the other hand he got to punch brutus in the face so i guess if you're a guy who hates OSU and has no real aspirations in life then i guess he came out alright
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Alright if you don't consider #4 on the list. His punches weren't sufficiently powerful to inspire Brutus to do anything more than falling on the little gnat to get him off his back. He didn't even manage to piss Brutus off.

The actual year-long dream was to tackle Brutus. When this turned into an epic, humiliating fail he decided to commit all out assault. And Brutus' response was "whatever".

I don't know if I've ever seen a more pathetic [strike]attempted felony[/strike]actual misdemeanor commited outside the state of M*ch*g*n.
 
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This season is a dream season..the biggest worry Buckeye fans have is that an Unemployed drop-out tried a pathetic assault on Brutus..we haven't even had the obvious fire Bollman post. The only negative is the coronation of Shoelace by the National Media. The last person the National Media fawned over is having a struggle though, the season is a long one shoelace!
 
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Onebuckfan;1777562; said:
This season is a dream season..the biggest worry Buckeye fans have is that an Unemployed drop-out tried a pathetic assault on Brutus..we haven't even had the obvious fire Bollman post. The only negative is the coronation of Shoelace by the National Media. The last person the National Media fawned over is having a struggle though, the season is a long one shoelace!
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That's not a negative. Just means Heyward, Williams, Simon, and Larimore get to de-throne Shoelace.
 
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Buckeye_Mike;1777612; said:
Why hasn't this assclown received the BP email spam treatment, etc?

Or have I just missed that thread? :-)
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There is currently a moratorium on McNeilings insofar as BP mods are not going to make contact information easily available and encourage the practice.

It's just not in BP's budget to have our fake lawyers fighting with the victims' fake lawyers.
 
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Dryden;1777663; said:
There is currently a moratorium on McNeilings insofar as BP mods are not going to make contact information easily available and encourage the practice.

It's just not in BP's budget to have our fake lawyers fighting with the victims' fake lawyers.
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This makes me sad. I would SO go to law school and become BP's lawyer if I had the time, money, motivation, drive and intelligence. And money.
 
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OH10;1777309; said:
I'm still confused by the OU/OSU hate. How is it that I could be alive for 30 years; grow up in central Ohio; attend Ohio State for 4 years; and be completely oblivious to this so-called rivalry?

That's right. It doesn't [censored]ing exist.
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I don't think it is actually an OU/OSU "hate". I used to work with a couple of Miami University graduates. The basic problem is that Ohio MAC schools graduates are just jealous of Ohio State. They resent the fact that Ohio State gets all the national attention (in state and out), media coverage, and the state's top recruits, etc.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
I don't think it is actually an OU/OSU "hate". I used to work with a couple of Miami University graduates. The basic problem is that Ohio MAC schools graduates are just jealous of Ohio State. They resent the fact that Ohio State gets all the national attention (in state and out), media coverage, and the state's top recruits, etc.
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the funny thing is....they think things should be equal like they are with Florida/Florida St, Oklahoma/Oklahoma St, Texas/Texas Tech/Texas A&M. They fail to realize WHY people aren't confusing Florida and Florida St. They just blame it on Ohio State being arrogant.
 
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ScriptOhio;1777746; said:
I don't think it is actually an OU/OSU "hate". I used to work with a couple of Miami University graduates. The basic problem is that Ohio MAC schools graduates are just jealous of Ohio State. They resent the fact that Ohio State gets all the national attention (in state and out), media coverage, and the state's top recruits, etc.
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Why hasn't anybody ever told us this before?

Where the hell is ORD in this thread?
 
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