Official One Year Countdown to Mayan Apocalypse

[Fungo Squiggly]

I don't think I'm buying that, since you did say 'whoever that is', rather than 'whatever that is'.

Whales are people, too, you speciesist p rick!

 

[localyokel]

If having STD's can bring about a longer term baby, then the December 2021 due date sounds about right in Snooki's case.

It should also be taken into consideration that Snooki has always appeared a little "slow", so, for her, an 11-month gestation wouldn't be out of the question.

(Plus, if I was a fetus contemplating emerging into a world where Snooki was my mother and my "uncles" were those guys from Jersey Shore, I wouldn't come out either until somebody made me.)

 

[BB73]

Whales are people, too, you speciesist p rick!

TSUN cheerleaders force me to concede this point.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

TSUN cheerleaders forced me to conceive their offspring.

Gross...

 

[Bucknut24]

12 more days

 

[buckeyegrad]

12 more days

I must say, the build up has been very disappointing. Fucking Mayans.

 

[scooter1369]

I must say, the build up has been very disappointing. Fucking Mayans.

ESPN needed to promote this. Its all we'd hear about.

 

[Wells4Heisman]

End of the world party at my place.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Fucking Mayans.

Always predicting the end of the world 'n shit...

 

[BUCKYLE]

ESPN needed to promote this. Its all we'd hear about.

"Easily the greatest apocalypse ever. The only possible exception...Bama's D. Bama may even hold a slight edge because of speed!"

 

[Bucklion]

ESPN needed to promote this. Its all we'd hear about.

[Herbstreit] Are you kidding me? The Mayans? The Mayans? I mean we have all of these MAJOR religions, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism...none of THEM can agree on an end of the world, and these MAJOR religions have millions of followers...but we're going to listen to the MAYANS? The MAYANS don't even qualify as a civilization anymore! What a SAD state for apocalyptic revelations. Any one of those other religions is much more deserving. [/Herbstreit]

 

[MaxBuck]

End of the world party at my place.

Sorry, but Australia's Prime Minister already called "first."

She'll have plenty of Foster's.

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard confirmed the end of the world in a special video message

 

[Steve19]

So, man, we dead yet?

 

[Abenaki]

So, man, we dead yet?

No, mon.

 

[Mac]

I wonder what day they're going to push it back to after the 21st comes and goes?