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Official Jesse Palmer is a horrible analyst thread

There was a play where the defender that was on the end of line (the right side of the DL, in a stand-up position like tOSU's Leo), moved inside just before the snap. The left OG moved to his right at the snap and was down-blocking. The defender came untouched througha hole to the left of where the left-side OG had been untouched and make a TFL by wrapping the man up high.

On the replay, Palmer talked about the defender coming through the A-gap and having a good pad level to make the play.

It sounded like real football talk, although it didn't explain the play I saw.
 
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I may be missing something, but he obviously spelled Newark wrong on purpose. Like you've never spelled something "wrong" to make a joke, whether the joke was funny or not. Jesse Palmer does suck though. All he seemed to say was that South Carolina was so much faster over and over, even though South Carolina sucks nearly as bad as NC State. So I guess that SEC speed was what put them over the top lol
 
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jwinslow;1529203; said:
Danielson, Jaws, Spielman. Davie & Herbie even make good comments, they just have some qwirks which drive folks nuts.


GTFO... Gary Danielson? That guy sucks more dick Jenna Jameson. Specifically Tim Tebow and the SEC's dick, but thats not the point. That guy is the worst announcer to ever grace a sports mic. God I hate that man with a passion.

Also, any of the FOX BCS announcers suck. I hate watching BCS games on FOX
 
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NextBuck;1529404; said:
GTFO... Gary Danielson? That guy sucks more dick Jenna Jameson. Specifically Tim Tebow and the SEC's dick, but thats not the point. That guy is the worst announcer to ever grace a sports mic. God I hate that man with a passion.

Also, any of the FOX BCS announcers suck. I hate watching BCS games on FOX
I can think of one

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BUCKYLE;1529350; said:
:slappy: Why the [censored] is "wrong" in quotations?

OMG so funnyyyyy; I bet you're sitting at your computer cracking up right now. And it's in quotations because he technically spelled it wrong, but was clearly doing it on person. I'm 18 and yet I'm still more mature than you.
 
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osubuckeyes2731;1529430; said:
OMG so funnyyyyy; I bet you're sitting at your computer cracking up right now. And it's in quotations because he technically spelled it wrong, but was clearly doing it on person. I'm 18 and I'm more mature than you.

You spelled funny "wrong"....and I have no clue what you meant by "doing it on person", and I don't want to know.
 
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osubuckeyes2731;1529430; said:
OMG so funnyyyyy; I bet you're sitting at your computer cracking up right now. And it's in quotations because he technically spelled it wrong, but was clearly doing it on person. I'm 18 and yet I'm still more mature than you.

Why didn't you put "mature" in quotes?

Do you have a beard?
 
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NextBuck;1529404; said:
GTFO... Gary Danielson? That guy sucks more dick Jenna Jameson. Specifically Tim Tebow and the SEC's dick, but thats not the point. That guy is the worst announcer to ever grace a sports mic. God I hate that man with a passion.
Did you listen to CFB before 2006? He's clearly gone off the deep end with his new propaganda network, but he was outstanding as an ABC analyst.
Also, any of the FOX BCS announcers suck. I hate watching BCS games on FOX
Charles Davis does not suck. CFB could use a lot more like him.
 
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