Official Jesse Palmer is a horrible analyst thread

[Gatorubet]

this just in, as an analyst, Palmer is still a mouth-breathing idiot.

I would not want to cross the sumbitch in a duel to the death using hair gel as a weapon tho....

....but your point is well taken.

 

[NFBuck]

Has he figured out how to buy a tie that fits yet?

 

[Gatorubet]

I think his expensive thong underwear take up his clothes budget.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

????????? Apparently??? I don't get this at all???
I thought everyone knew this bit of data as a "given"

Yeah, I don't really see the problem with that statement. Florida and 'Bama were top 5 teams last year. Did UGA even finish in the top 25?

 

[Dryden]

UGA defense last year.

Rushing Defense 36
Pass Efficiency Defense 73
Total Defense 38
Scoring Defense 63

In defense of the UGA defense, I believe it was the offense and turnovers that were the huge problem last year (no Stafford), and the defense was put in a lot of bad spots on sudden changes.

 

[Zippercat]

I think his expensive thong underwear take up his clothes budget.

Ummm, not that there's anything wrong with that, of course, but exactly how are you privy to such, shall we say, "personal and intimate" information?

 

[zwem]

Ummm, not that there's anything wrong with that, of course, but exactly how are you privy to such, shall we say, "personal and intimate" information?

Gator knows his stuff. He can probably tell us what color thong Erin Andrews is wearing today as well as Palmers.:tongue2:

 

[Gatorubet]

Ummm, not that there's anything wrong with that, of course, but exactly how are you privy to such, shall we say, "personal and intimate" information?

Inference from the money spent on ties and the other...clues. NTTAWWT

 

[Gatorubet]

Gator knows his stuff. He can probably tell us what color thong Erin Andrews is wearing today as well as Palmers.:tongue2:

I can tell you chemical analysis finds higher testosterone levels in Erin's thong than Jessie's....and that Erin's levels are normal

 

[Romanowski]

Has he figured out how to buy a tie that fits yet?

Doubtful...has any clown on ESPN figured that out yet? You know that if Michael Irvin were to unbutton his coat and vest, his tie would barely hang below his nipples.

Can someone explain to me when knots the size of bowling balls became trendy?

 

[VprHis]

this just in, as an analyst, Palmer is still a mouth-breathing idiot.

On behalf of mouth-breathing idiots everywhere, I'd like to complain. I find it very offensive that you would lump us in with that retard.