nyb....i would have you as assistant a.d. in charge of everything relating to monies.....
a couple of years with you on board we would have the nations sweetest ass locker rooms, training facility, training room and practice facility.....not to mention the sweet high-rise living quarters for coaches and players just outside the south end of the stadium....
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Ok since many of you are kind enough to elect me CFO of this project - I propose the following -
Say we start with a nice 15 floor "OSU Athletics Promotional Center". I propose at a minimum the following features -
- Free valet parking.
- Marble atrium. Block O in marble in front of the welcome desk. Receptionists hired by vote on this board.
- Multi floor spa/gentlemens club. Weights, sauna, steam rooms, pool, whirlpool, etc. Private "message" rooms by appointment. Also, have your suit pressed and hand rolled while you workout, along with shoe shine. As expected, personal "trainers" and "messeuse's" hired by BP vote.
- Peter Lugers Steakhouse on 14th floor. Nuff said.
- After enjoying your "message" and steak, sneak up to the Wine/Cigar bar on 15th floor. Rotating floor that gives views of the stadium and the Olentangy for every patron regardless of seat every 20 minutes. Standard wines include Chateau Lafite Rothschilds, Romanee Conti, and Petrus Pomerol. Cigar offerings include Cohiba Lacero, Montecristo #2, and Romeo and Julieta Churchill. If your pleasure is Scotch or Cognac, enjoy a Talisker or Louis XIII at your leisure. Bar complete with dark leather furniture and several large screen HDTVs for watching Buckeye games on the road. Once again, hostesses and waitresses here are by BP vote, but the initial population must only be drawn from members of the "Women of the Scarlet and Grey" calandar.
- Lastly, pay for said Center by creating a special "OSU Athletic Authority" to issue bonds (to immunize OSU from culpability) and Blue Sky said bonds only in the state of Michigan. Therefore, when we default on the first interest payment, we can rest well at night knowing it was probably a UM fan who bought us the Center......
Any other suggestions?
