Official BP tackle football team

[daddyphatsacs]

I'll be the athletic director.

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

I'm late to this thread.

What are doing playing DIII?

I was an outside linebacker in college.

That was 30 pounds, .5 seconds in the 40 yard dash, 20+years and 4 knee surgeries ago.

Today 6'4" 255 lbs.
I still work out when I am not traveling.

Oh yeah I am mean, not fast and mean.

 

[buckeyefool]

5'7
170
I can run pretty damn fast but also like to lower the shoulder and take some people out also. So give Me a place where I can run and hurt some people :)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Yeah, a number. I'll be 77. Can a D lineman be # 77? Well, I am. By the way, someone alluded to my 40 speed of 4.4. I did have 4.4 speed. But that was about 30 pounds and 8 years ago. I guess that's why I'm not playing DL instead of LB.

Aaron Kampman wears 74 for the Packers and he's a DT so there shouldn't be any problem :)

 

[exhawg]

Offense:
QB- 7 Buckeyeskickbuttocks 6'3" 185 QB that can catch (cough cough Troy Smith cough)

RB- #44 osugrad21 (6'1 205): Michael Wiley-type with Robert Reynolds' temper (from last years roster)
37 Savante 5'11" 220


FB- 33 BrutuStrength 5'10" - 230 play style = Jamar Martin + Matt Keller
NJ-Buckeye 5'9 235
SE- Thump 6'3" and 210

FL- 11 JonathanXC 6'3" 218 Hands and strength.

TE- BuckeyeNation27 6'3 210 lbs

LT- 78 exhawg 6'5" 275

LG- Pi Hubbard 5'10" 225

C- 1000(69) OSUsushichic 5'4" 130

RG- 68 iambrutus 6'1" 255lbs

RT- gregorylee 6'3" 275


Defense:
LE- 77 FKAGobucks877 6'4" 255 4.55 speed (Will Smith?)

DT- 97 LoKyBuckeye 6'2" 300lbs

NT- 74 drinkalotabeer 5'10" 270lbs
DaytonBuck 6' 175 (sorry we can't have a sub 250lb NT, but 130 lb female centers are ok)

RE- 92 DEBuckeye 6'5" 240 blistering Delaware speed (Looked like a faster stronger better Will Smith last year)
tsteele316 5'11" 225

SLB- 8 ScarletInMyVeins 6' 232lbs
bucknola 6'4" 255
MLB- 47 BrutusMaximus 6' 235 Out of shape Andy Katzenmoyer, could hit hard if I apply myself. Argue with the coaching staff alot.

WLB- Bucklion 6' 235
26 Buckzip 5-11 210 4.7
RCB- 15 Oilerbuck 6'1" 170
buckeyefool 5'7 170
SS- 2 RugbyBuck
buckeyebri 6' 175
FS- 24 Rick James 6'2 190 (I'm actually going to make you look like Rick James in the game)
Manfred
LCB- 21 sears3820 (6'2" 199): Chris Gamble type with stonier hands; Former college pitcher that should have stuck with baseball

Nickel- 7 GMan 6'2" 210lbs


Special Teams:
K- 91 AKAKBUCK 6'1" 245

P- 00 buckeyegrad 5'10" 200 single-bar helmet

PR- BuckeyeSoldier 6' 180 bald and a shade of white bordering on clear

KR-

Snappa-


Coaches:
AD- daddyphatsacs
Head Coach- Dihard
OC- vrbryant
DC- osugrad
RC- , Buckskin, and HH

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

When I was in HS I started taking the number for my position that was left over after everyone else had their choice. In college you did not have a choice until your senior year. Gimme what ya got in the leftovers.

 

[DiHard]

I have to say that i am honored....and up against a great challenge.....in being named the fucking head coach of this squad....

i have to say that you are the mangiest, sorriest group i have ever seen.....im going to need to make woody look like gerry faust just to get one win out of this team....

my first idea as HC is to have our center wear a see-through jersey....the distraction caused by this should buy our qb an extra second in the pocket.....maybe two if we can get a booster to spring for implants....

 

[Buckeye513]

Can I be the water and/or towel boy?

 

[daddyphatsacs]

maybe two if we can get a booster to spring for implants

Dihard,
As athletic director, I must say that any booster activity will have to be closely monitored

I am currently working on getting Bucknuts on the schedule, but they are not returning our calls. I think they are probably dodging us, bunch of damn pussies........

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I'd like to try for FS or SS. 6'0", 215, pretty fast for a 47 year old white guy. Max bench was 355, but that was 4-5 years ago (might be able to get 320 up on a very good day).

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

I would like to be the new University President. (I'll kick Ms. Holbrook right in her ass).

New things that will come to tOSU under my Presidency:

1. Abolish anti-drinking laws on Saturdays in the fall.
2. Seasonal driving range on the oval.
3. Security K-9 unit for Michigan every year.
4. Replace bars on south campus.
5. Heater for mirror lake.

This is not a comprehensive list by any means.

 

[BuckeyeFromHecK]

5'10 150 :) 4.9

i started QB this year so i think i could fill the second string void

 

[iambrutus]

I would like to be the new University President. (I'll kick Ms. Holbrook right in her ass).

New things that will come to tOSU under my Presidency:

1. Abolish anti-drinking laws on Saturdays in the fall.
2. Seasonal driving range on the oval.
3. Security K-9 unit for Michigan every year.
4. Replace bars on south campus.
5. Heater for mirror lake.

This is not a comprehensive list by any means.

6. Get the O linemen cars and money, and jobs, oh wait....thats what espin told me to say

 

[exhawg]

Offense:
QB- 7 Buckeyeskickbuttocks 6'3" 185 QB that can catch (cough cough Troy Smith cough)
BuckeyeFromHecK 5'10 150

RB- #44 osugrad21 (6'1 205): Michael Wiley-type with Robert Reynolds' temper (from last years roster)
37 Savante 5'11" 220


FB- 33 BrutuStrength 5'10" - 230 play style = Jamar Martin + Matt Keller
NJ-Buckeye 5'9 235
SE- Thump 6'3" and 210

FL- 11 JonathanXC 6'3" 218 Hands and strength.

TE- BuckeyeNation27 6'3 210 lbs

LT- 78 exhawg 6'5" 275

LG- Pi Hubbard 5'10" 225

C- 1000(69) OSUsushichic 5'4" 130

RG- 68 iambrutus 6'1" 255lbs

RT- gregorylee 6'3" 275


Defense:
LE- 77 FKAGobucks877 6'4" 255 4.55 speed (Will Smith?)
AMISH-SLAYER 6'2" 240 40 time 4.8 bench 225- 27times

DT- 97 LoKyBuckeye 6'2" 300lbs

NT- 74 drinkalotabeer 5'10" 270lbs
DaytonBuck 6' 175 (sorry we can't have a sub 250lb NT, but 130 lb female centers are ok)

RE- 92 DEBuckeye 6'5" 240 blistering Delaware speed (Looked like a faster stronger better Will Smith last year)
tsteele316 5'11" 225

SLB- 8 ScarletInMyVeins 6' 232lbs
bucknola 6'4" 255
MLB- 47 BrutusMaximus 6' 235 Out of shape Andy Katzenmoyer, could hit hard if I apply myself. Argue with the coaching staff alot.

WLB- Bucklion 6' 235
26 Buckzip 5-11 210 4.7
RCB- 15 Oilerbuck 6'1" 170
buckeyefool 5'7 170
SS- 2 RugbyBuck
buckeyebri 6' 175
FS- 24 Rick James 6'2 190 (I'm actually going to make you look like Rick James in the game)
MililaniBuckeye 6'0", 215, pretty fast for a 47 year old white guy
Manfred
LCB- 21 sears3820 (6'2" 199): Chris Gamble type with stonier hands; Former college pitcher that should have stuck with baseball

Nickel- 7 GMan 6'2" 210lbs


Special Teams:
K- 91 AKAKBUCK 6'1" 245

P- 00 buckeyegrad 5'10" 200 single-bar helmet

PR- BuckeyeSoldier 6' 180 bald and a shade of white bordering on clear

KR-

Snappa-

Hesh- Buckeye513


Coaches:
Prez- JohnnyCockfight
AD- daddyphatsacs
Head Coach- Dihard
OC- vrbryant
DC- osugrad
RC- , Buckskin, and HH

 

[DEBuckeye]

DEBuckeye- averaged 4-5 sacks a game until I started blitzing backers

Oh yeah. Who's your Daddy? I like to eat QB's for lunch, with chips and a Coke.