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nyb....i would have you as assistant a.d. in charge of everything relating to monies.....

a couple of years with you on board we would have the nations sweetest ass locker rooms, training facility, training room and practice facility.....not to mention the sweet high-rise living quarters for coaches and players just outside the south end of the stadium....
 
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DiHard said:
nyb....i would have you as assistant a.d. in charge of everything relating to monies.....

a couple of years with you on board we would have the nations sweetest ass locker rooms, training facility, training room and practice facility.....not to mention the sweet high-rise living quarters for coaches and players just outside the south end of the stadium....
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The O-line will require a 10 room suite with a hot tub, swimming pool, personal cook, French maid, Asian masseuse, chiropractor, and harem. Please make sure that this is taken care of before the first practice. Thank you. :wink2:
 
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OK... I've been doing my speed work... my 40 time is just under 9.3 now
Bench - two reps at 400.. OK, so it was a year ago.. & then I pitched a damn nerve in my neck at 320 which screwed me for 5 mths...
getting old sucks... maybe I should stick to the pink weights... and work out near the sex starved married gals...
Leg press - 3 full sets of 800... I could do more, but then I'll pull something...
Abs of steel... covered by way too many layers of fat.. I have an expanding one-pack...

I want #12 .. or 25...
 
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
Hopefully there will be happy endings to go around for the whole team or I'm switching positions!
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Those are my demands for the O-line. You LB's can get your own happy ending just talk to the AD. I just hope our Asian masseuse likes Sushi. Manfred will be welcome to visit to keep our center happy.
 
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Us LB's would like the top floor and rooftop with a nightclub, stripclub stocked with entertainment that doesn't require any "platinum dollars", a sauna, 3 pool tables, golden tee golf, 3 jaquzzis, weight room, a Chipotle, and a Morton's Steakhouse. Hopefully I havent forgotten anything.
 
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