October 21, 2011: day of destruction

[Jake]

I guess I better get Michigan tickets this season since we'll never play them again once god destroys the world on October 21, 2011. Fear not, faithful christians as ye shall be raptured - a word which appears nowhere in the bible - six months earlier, May 21, 2011.

Looks like these guys wanted to trump the mayans. Ah, the things you can learn at Yahoo Answers.

Rapture - May 21, 2011!

Christ's Return on Judgment Day: May 21, 2011

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

 

[scooter1369]

Does this mean I'll finally be able to walk to the stadium without being hounded by bible thumpers with a Megaphone and poorly made signs?

 

[buckeyemania11]

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/open-discussion-work-safe/620495-end-world-may-21-2011-a.html
:tongue2:

 

[Jake]

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/open-discussion-work-safe/620495-end-world-may-21-2011-a.html
:tongue2:

Technically, that's not correct. The end comes six months later. During the interim we can talk about all of those "raptured" who just magically disappeared on May 21st....right after a monkey flies out of my ass.

 

[BigWoof31]

I guess I better get Michigan tickets this season since we'll never play them again once god destroys the world on October 21, 2011. Fear not, faithful christians as ye shall be raptured - a word which appears nowhere in the bible - six months earlier, May 21, 2011.

Looks like these guys wanted to trump the mayans. Ah, the things you can learn at Yahoo Answers.

Rapture - May 21, 2011!

Christ's Return on Judgment Day: May 21, 2011

That kinda sucks. We could be undefeated going into the Florida game.
The University of Georgia Bulldogs - Football

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

I guess I better get Michigan tickets this season since we'll never play them again once god destroys the world on October 21, 2011. Fear not, faithful christians as ye shall be raptured - a word which appears nowhere in the bible - six months earlier, May 21, 2011.

Looks like these guys wanted to trump the mayans. Ah, the things you can learn at Yahoo Answers.

Rapture - May 21, 2011!

Christ's Return on Judgment Day: May 21, 2011

I think Gene Smith is trying to correct that for you.

 

[MaxBuck]

I think Gene Smith is trying to correct that for you.

Oh, great. The only ones left on earth to see the Wolverines play the Buckeyes will be the nonbelievers and evil ones.

Oops. Also the only ones left to play the game. So mark up a win for Michigan.

 

[Taosman]

In accordance with Hidden Variable Theory, if Jake stopped posting anti-Christian rhetoric the End might not happen as predicted. We could all be around long enough to enjoy a huge T-bone at Sir Scott's Oasis in Manhatten, Montana. Or a pizza from Sally's in New Haven.
I'd love to be around for that moment. :tongue2:

 

[Rugger]

10/21 is my birthday. What the fuck. Honestly. What. The. Fuck.

 

[JBaney45]

Oh, great. The only ones left on earth to see the Wolverines play the Buckeyes will be the nonbelievers and evil ones.

Oops. Also the only ones left to play the game. So mark up a win for Michigan.

Do nonbelievers include those that aren't "All in"?

 

[Gatorubet]

So all the Virginity pledge and church lady types will be raptured and gone and I will be left here with mostly porn stars, strippers, Denny's and cocktail waitresses and fluffers???

 

[Gatorubet]

That kinda sucks. We could be undefeated going into the Florida game.
The University of Georgia Bulldogs - Football

The end of the world is about the only scenario that will let you keep the series overall win record.....mutt!

It'd be just like Dooley to arrange something like this.

 

[Taosman]

So all the Virginity pledge and church lady types will be raptured and gone and I will be left here with mostly porn stars, strippers, Denny's and cocktail waitresses and fluffers???

Linsey Lohan also! Don't get too excited................

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Fuckin Mayans.