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Mayans make your poop hard.Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1756298; said:Fuckin Mayans.
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Mayans make your poop hard.Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1756298; said:Fuckin Mayans.
Nonsense. Too much corn. It's like a friggin gatlin gun back thereBleed S & G;1756309; said:Mayans make your poop hard.
Gatorubet;1756207; said:So all the Virginity pledge and church lady types will be raptured and gone and I will be left here with mostly porn stars, strippers, Denny's and cocktail waitresses and fluffers???
Jake;1751046; said:I guess I better get Michigan tickets this season since we'll never play them again once god destroys the world on October 21, 2011. Fear not, faithful christians as ye shall be raptured - a word which appears nowhere in the bible - six months earlier, May 21, 2011.
Taosman;1753833; said:In accordance with Hidden Variable Theory, if Jake stopped posting anti-Christian rhetoric the End might not happen as predicted.
Gatorubet;1756207; said:So all the Virginity pledge and church lady types will be raptured and gone and I will be left here with mostly porn stars, strippers, Denny's and cocktail waitresses and fluffers???
Jake;1826980; said:Now that's a rapture even I can endorse.
A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."