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NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

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gmen6981;2295602; said:
Does this mean Manti's real name is Verbal Kint? is he even real? Is Keyser Soze real? I'm really frickin' confused now................
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all I know is I've got Madonna's big fucking dick coming out of my left ear and Manti Lennay Teo Chimmy Chonga whatever the fuck coming out of my right ear and........wait wrong movie.

Never mind, you only imagined this.
 
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Headline: Manti Te?o tells Katie Couric he lied about girlfriend in December after learning of hoax

Father Te'o Quote: People can speculate about what they think he is. I've known him 21 years of his life. And he's not a liar. He's a kid.




Yep. Just like the parents of all the little high school shits who get busted for underage drinking or drugs. "MY child would't do that!"

Fuck you.
 
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BuckeyeNation27;2295887; said:
Headline: Manti Te?o tells Katie Couric he lied about girlfriend in December after learning of hoax

Father Te'o Quote: People can speculate about what they think he is. I've known him 21 years of his life. And he's not a liar. He's a kid.

[censored] you.
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How have you known him for 21 years if he's a kid?

The Te'o family needs to learn this important phrase: No Comment.
 
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I'm sure he had met her, I found a photo that he posted of her visit to Hawaii for a weekend fling:

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:biggrin:
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;2295906; said:
I heard T'eo, in one of his explanations, says that he had "committed himself to her" or some shit....

OK... umm...

Let's have a show of hands... how many of you have committed yourself to an on-line person you've never fucking seen in person.
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Ok, I can't believe I'm posting this...

But...

Apparently Jeremy Schapp is reporting that there were over 1000 phone calls between Te'o and the Lovely mythical Lennay totaling 500+ hours and 110 were more than 60 minutes in Length.

What the fuck?
 
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AKAK;2295957; said:
Ok, I can't believe I'm posting this...

But...

Apparently Jeremy Schapp is reporting that there were over 1000 phone calls between Te'o and the Lovely mythical Lennay totaling 500+ hours and 110 were more than 60 minutes in Length.

What the [censored]?
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I read somewhere that ND released a spreadsheet of the phone record information, not the official records. If true, Schapp is just spreading exactly what ND wants him to.
 
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AKAK;2295957; said:
Ok, I can't believe I'm posting this...

But...

Apparently Jeremy Schapp is reporting that there were over 1000 phone calls between Te'o and the Lovely mythical Lennay totaling 500+ hours and 110 were more than 60 minutes in Length.

What the fuck?
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The beauty of it all is it was a spreadsheet given to EPSN from Manti (or his representatives). It wasn't the actual phone records. A guy in the comments section on Deadspin posted this

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That's probably a close representation of the "spreadsheet." The other funny thing is Teo talked about how he would fall asleep on the phone with her and wake up in the morning with her still on the phone. Yet there is no mention of 8+ hour phone calls.
 
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scott91575;2295962; said:
The beauty of it all is it was a spreadsheet given to EPSN from Manti (or his representatives). It wasn't the actual phone records. A guy in the comments section on Deadspin posted this

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That's probably a close representation of the "spreadsheet." The other funny thing is Teo talked about how he would fall asleep on the phone with her and wake up in the morning with her still on the phone. Yet there is no mention of 8+ hour phone calls.
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Wont happen on a cell phone... operators kill your call at the 4 hour mark...
 
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scott91575;2295962; said:
The beauty of it all is it was a spreadsheet given to EPSN from Manti (or his representatives). It wasn't the actual phone records. A guy in the comments section on Deadspin posted this

That's probably a close representation of the "spreadsheet." The other funny thing is Teo talked about how he would fall asleep on the phone with her and wake up in the morning with her still on the phone. Yet there is no mention of 8+ hour phone calls.
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I'll be honest, I feel better.
 
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