Nick Saban (ex-HC Alabama Crimson Tide)

[CincyInterloper]

I'm curious what could be so frustrating for Nick Satan at Alabama (other than losing to OSU in the first round of the playoff, tee-hee). Can anyone identify a program where he'd be less frustrated than at Alabama? Hell, they'd probably sacrifice a virgin for him down in Tuscaloosa if he asked for it. If he's frustrated now, try coaching somewhere that has a modicum of rules that must be followed.

 

[colobuck79]

This is why I hate/love the internets.

Oh, and #ColoradoStateUniversity. You heard it here first.

 

[jlb1705]

2016? tsun may be ready to look for a new coach by then.

He's not a M*ch*g*n Man™ though.

 

[jlb1705]

I'm curious what could be so frustrating for Nick Satan at Alabama (other than losing to OSU in the first round of the playoff, tee-hee). Can anyone identify a program where he'd be less frustrated than at Alabama? Hell, they'd probably sacrifice a virgin for him down in Tuscaloosa if he asked for it. If he's frustrated now, try coaching somewhere that has a modicum of rules that must be followed.

I imagine trying to wash off the pork rind grease off after shaking hands at yet another autograph signing at Wal-Mart has to be pretty frustrating.

 

[matcar]

I imagine trying to wash off the pork rind grease off after shaking hands at yet another autograph signing at Wal-Mart has to be pretty frustrating.

FWIW, Ohio has the 7th highest number of Wal Marts.

 

[Buckeye86]

2016? tsun may be ready to look for a new coach by then.

Trade in a bunch of redneck fans with the equally stupid and unrealistic Walmart Wolverines combined with actual academic standards and other non-football related expectations from the school?

That seems like trading one pain in the ass headache for two.

 

[jlb1705]

FWIW, Ohio has the 7th highest number of Wal Marts.

Should I amend it to Piggly Wiggly then?

 

[LostLassie]

I didn't necessarily mean Saban would actually want the job--just that he'd probably get offered.

 

[Mariotwins]

He's not a M*ch*g*n Man™ though.

You sure? Pretty sure he has roots in Ohio.

 

[matcar]

Should I amend it to Piggly Wiggly then?

Well it would at least have merit. As it is, Coach Meyer is more likely to get the oily Wal Mart shake. Full disclosure: I don't happen to dislike WalMart and have found slobs to occupy many stores and not just the Blue Light Special.

 

[Jagdaddy]

FWIW, Ohio has the 7th highest number of Wal Marts.

Per capita Alabama is 3d. Ohio is 31st. http://www.statemaster.com/graph/lif_wal_sto_num_of_sup_percap-stores-number-supercenters-per-capita

 

[matcar]

Per capita Alabama is 3d. Ohio is 31st. http://www.statemaster.com/graph/lif_wal_sto_num_of_sup_percap-stores-number-supercenters-per-capita

Yeah fine, but there are more in Ohio.

 

[jlb1705]

FFS it was a just a joke.

 

[Palpie]

He's not a M*ch*g*n Man™ though.

He may not have the connection to bo, but he meets the arrogant asshole requirement. The history with a rival gives bonus points.

 

[Saw31]

I'm curious what could be so frustrating for Nick Satan at Alabama (other than losing to OSU in the first round of the playoff, tee-hee). Can anyone identify a program where he'd be less frustrated than at Alabama? Hell, they'd probably sacrifice a virgin for him down in Tuscaloosa if he asked for it. If he's frustrated now, try coaching somewhere that has a modicum of rules that must be followed.

They'd have to find one first...