Report: USC Received Unfair Advantage by Playing in the Pac-10
A new allegation levied against USC’s embattled football team today claims the Trojans have unfairly benefited for years by playing against one of the softest schedules in the entire country.
The anonymous report, delivered this morning to NCAA president Myles Brand, claims USC has built its dynasty by playing in the Pac-10 Conference, easily the weakest of all the supposed major football conferences in the country.
“USC has had many allegations thrown at them in recent weeks, and we need to take our time and weigh each of them individually,” said Brand. “But if this one is true about them playing in the Pac-10, well – they should be ashamed. And if it is true, rest assured that the NCAA will strip them of their national championship. No champion should be allowed to get fat by playing such a schedule full of patsies. It’s unfair to those schools who are actually forced to compete week in and week out.”
The report claims USC’s schedule has been filled in recent years with the likes of Washington, Washington State, Arizona, Oregon State, and Stanford, among others.
“Don’t get me wrong, Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart and LenDale White were all good college players,” said Brand. “But let me go against a Pac-10 defense and I’ll get you 100 yards, too. Heck, I might even win the Heisman, and I’m in my mid-60s.”
If the allegations hold, Brand said he will recommend that recent USC Heisman winners – Carson Palmer, Leinart and Bush – be stripped of the award.
The Downtown Athletic Club, who awards the Heisman Trophy, said they are greatly disturbed by USC’s reported link to the Pac-10.
“We seek to award the college player who has performed the best against the best competition,” said a spokesman. “But we can’t be having such a taint affixed to the award. Reggie Bush’s parents getting a house is one thing, but it would be wrong for us to overlook such an unsavory association with mediocrity. No one would respect the Heisman Trophy anymore.”
According to the report, USC knowingly tried to cover up its association with the Pac-10.
“By doing everything possible to hype their annual match-up with Notre Dame, USC knowingly tried to put all attention on that game in hopes everyone would focus on that and forget about who they play on the rest of their schedule,” says the report. “Unfortunately for them, it all came crashing down when they needed luck to slip by the Irish, and then lost to Texas in the national championship game.”
USC has yet to respond to the allegations, but a source inside the school’s football department confirmed numerous Pac-10 teams are on the Trojans’ 2006 schedule.
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