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Captain Hindsight
The Hero of the Modern Age
Does this guy count as a "celebrity"?
Creepy bastard.
That's Jessica's dad. I saw him on Newlyweds when I was busy... ummm... watching some quality T.V.
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In no particular order:
Michael Moore (Hypocritical lying bastard)
Al Franken (left wing bomb thrower)
Ted Kennedy (has monopoly on all the alcohol consumed in NE United States)
Ann Colter (Right wing bomb thrower)
Barbara Streisand (great voice, not too bright)
Hilliary Clinton (do I really have to explain this one)
Jimmy Carter (former presidents should be seen and not heard)
Jerry Falwell (this is the 21st century not the 15th)
Pat Robertson (recent comments just the latest bonehead move)
Eminem (no talent, no talent, no talent)
Tom Delay (it is called integrity, Tom)
George Soros (socialist wannabe)
I could go on and on
Michael Moore (Hypocritical lying bastard)
Al Franken (left wing bomb thrower)
Ted Kennedy (has monopoly on all the alcohol consumed in NE United States)
Ann Colter (Right wing bomb thrower)
Barbara Streisand (great voice, not too bright)
Hilliary Clinton (do I really have to explain this one)
Jimmy Carter (former presidents should be seen and not heard)
Jerry Falwell (this is the 21st century not the 15th)
Pat Robertson (recent comments just the latest bonehead move)
Eminem (no talent, no talent, no talent)
Tom Delay (it is called integrity, Tom)
George Soros (socialist wannabe)
I could go on and on
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stxbuck
Woody wore Sambas
I don't count politicians and politically centered people as "celebrities", so that leaves out Moore-on, Garofalo, Robertson,etc.
My personal list
J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie-I just want to go to the grocery store and buy my food w/out having to see these three in the magazines every single issue!!! Yes, they are hot. So what-there are lots of hot chicks on the internet whom I can see a whole lot more of!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean Penn-great actor. Now, just stay the hell out of every screwed up place in the world when the shit hits the fan-New Orleans, Iraq, Iran-, instead of grandstanding for the cameras and various left wing causes.
Gilbert Gottfried-He should be shot. I mean it.
Rosie O' Donnell- She's a blathering idiot who belongs behind a mike as much as Tom Lemming deserves to be considered a credible recruiting analyst.
My personal list
J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie-I just want to go to the grocery store and buy my food w/out having to see these three in the magazines every single issue!!! Yes, they are hot. So what-there are lots of hot chicks on the internet whom I can see a whole lot more of!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean Penn-great actor. Now, just stay the hell out of every screwed up place in the world when the shit hits the fan-New Orleans, Iraq, Iran-, instead of grandstanding for the cameras and various left wing causes.
Gilbert Gottfried-He should be shot. I mean it.
Rosie O' Donnell- She's a blathering idiot who belongs behind a mike as much as Tom Lemming deserves to be considered a credible recruiting analyst.
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scarletngrey11
All right, all right, all right.
I hate Tom Cruise. Hes so full of himself, and he acts like hes acting all the time.
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Captain Hindsight
The Hero of the Modern Age
Yeah, but pimping your daughters? Creepy bastard.
The guy's a complete jackass from what I've heard. Supposedly, he's the reason that Nick and Jessica split up. Such a shame that he had to put an end to a classic marriage that brought us great entertainment like "The Newlyweds."
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
I'll leave politics out of this for now..
Tops on the list has to be Ashlee Simpson. Never have I seen a no talent hack ride a family member's coattails to fame and fortune so easily. But I'd still hit it.
A close second is Nicole Ritchie. No talent, no brains, no reason to be sucking up useful oxygen that the rest of us need. Houseplants have more personality. But I'd still hit it.
Paris Hilton: See above. But I'd still hit it.
Tom Cruise: Stupid F**k. 5' 2" pile of steaming rhino crap. Can't act. Can't sing. Actually went on Oprah and jumped up and down on her couch proclaiming his love for someone a third his age. And then due to her own stupidity and naivety, she fell for that shit.
Katie Holmes: See above But I'd still hit it.
Natalie Portman: Smart girl. But not smart enough to realize she couldn't act her way into a grade school play. Rewatch Episode II. When she falls out of the ship and into the sand dune. When she gets up, listen to her next dialogue. I wanted to punch a random movie goer in the adams apple when I heard it. But I'd still hit.
Rosanne Barr (Arnold): Or whatever she goes by these days. If I ever see her in person, I'm gonna stomp on her throat and sing the national anthem to her.
I'd hit her too. With a crowbar.
Tops on the list has to be Ashlee Simpson. Never have I seen a no talent hack ride a family member's coattails to fame and fortune so easily. But I'd still hit it.
A close second is Nicole Ritchie. No talent, no brains, no reason to be sucking up useful oxygen that the rest of us need. Houseplants have more personality. But I'd still hit it.
Paris Hilton: See above. But I'd still hit it.
Tom Cruise: Stupid F**k. 5' 2" pile of steaming rhino crap. Can't act. Can't sing. Actually went on Oprah and jumped up and down on her couch proclaiming his love for someone a third his age. And then due to her own stupidity and naivety, she fell for that shit.
Katie Holmes: See above But I'd still hit it.
Natalie Portman: Smart girl. But not smart enough to realize she couldn't act her way into a grade school play. Rewatch Episode II. When she falls out of the ship and into the sand dune. When she gets up, listen to her next dialogue. I wanted to punch a random movie goer in the adams apple when I heard it. But I'd still hit.
Rosanne Barr (Arnold): Or whatever she goes by these days. If I ever see her in person, I'm gonna stomp on her throat and sing the national anthem to her.
I'd hit her too. With a crowbar.
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Captain Hindsight
The Hero of the Modern Age
This is definitely the funniest post I've ever seen in my history of being on BP. I wish that I could award posts. This is just too funny.
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I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but does anybody else see the irony in the fact that Michael Moore wouldn't even be famous if not for the people who bitch about him being famous?
Lou Diamond Philips kinda pisses me off.
Lou Diamond Philips kinda pisses me off.
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martinss01
blissfully stupid
celebs don't really bother me. its when the media and or fans elevate them to something more than just another idiot talking out there asses that i get annoyed. being a high school drop out or graduating with a degree in the arts hardly qualifies you as an expert on... well, anything.
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