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Does this guy count as a "celebrity"?
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Creepy bastard.
Does this guy count as a "celebrity"?
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Creepy bastard.

Yeah, but pimping your daughters? Creepy bastard.![]()

I'll leave politics out of this for now..
Tops on the list has to be Ashlee Simpson. Never have I seen a no talent hack ride a family member's coattails to fame and fortune so easily. But I'd still hit it.
A close second is Nicole Ritchie. No talent, no brains, no reason to be sucking up useful oxygen that the rest of us need. Houseplants have more personality. But I'd still hit it.
Paris Hilton: See above. But I'd still hit it.
Tom Cruise: Stupid F**k. 5' 2" pile of steaming rhino crap. Can't act. Can't sing. Actually went on Oprah and jumped up and down on her couch proclaiming his love for someone a third his age. And then due to her own stupidity and naivety, she fell for that shit.
Katie Holmes: See above But I'd still hit it.
Natalie Portman: Smart girl. But not smart enough to realize she couldn't act her way into a grade school play. Rewatch Episode II. When she falls out of the ship and into the sand dune. When she gets up, listen to her next dialogue. I wanted to punch a random movie goer in the adams apple when I heard it. But I'd still hit.
Rosanne Barr (Arnold): Or whatever she goes by these days. If I ever see her in person, I'm gonna stomp on her throat and sing the national anthem to her.
I'd hit her too. With a crowbar.
I'll leave politics out of this for now..
Tops on the list has to be Ashlee Simpson. Never have I seen a no talent hack ride a family member's coattails to fame and fortune so easily. But I'd still hit it.
A close second is Nicole Ritchie. No talent, no brains, no reason to be sucking up useful oxygen that the rest of us need. Houseplants have more personality. But I'd still hit it.
Paris Hilton: See above. But I'd still hit it.
Tom Cruise: Stupid F**k. 5' 2" pile of steaming rhino crap. Can't act. Can't sing. Actually went on Oprah and jumped up and down on her couch proclaiming his love for someone a third his age. And then due to her own stupidity and naivety, she fell for that shit.
Katie Holmes: See above But I'd still hit it.
Natalie Portman: Smart girl. But not smart enough to realize she couldn't act her way into a grade school play. Rewatch Episode II. When she falls out of the ship and into the sand dune. When she gets up, listen to her next dialogue. I wanted to punch a random movie goer in the adams apple when I heard it. But I'd still hit.
Rosanne Barr (Arnold): Or whatever she goes by these days. If I ever see her in person, I'm gonna stomp on her throat and sing the national anthem to her.
I'd hit her too. With a crowbar.
This is definitely the funniest post I've ever seen in my history of being on BP. I wish that I could award posts. This is just too funny.