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Misheard song lyrics

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Zurp;1428596; said:
Anytime the lyrics are "the sky", it sounds like "this guy".
Metallica: "Take a look to this guy just before you die..."
Hendrix: "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy..."
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Works the other way, too.

"They say....the sky.....the sky's in love with you......"
 
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Jake;1428812; said:
Actual lyrics: Hail, to the victors valiant! Hail, to the conquering heroes!

I hear: Hail, to those mutherfuckers! Hail, to those big cocksuckers!
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I always hear: Halt your damned child Mo-Les-tors! Halt your damned child Mo-Les-tors! Halt Halt you piece of shit you're going to fuck-ing jail

or something :biggrin:
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1429085; said:
I always hear: Halt your damned child Mo-Les-tors! Halt your damned child Mo-Les-tors! Halt Halt you piece of shit you're going to fuck-ing jail

or something :biggrin:
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You got the last part wrong: "Hail, hail to Michigan the cesspool of the world!" :biggrin:
 
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Got a good one for you guys. I love this song, but to be honest I can listen to it, and it sounds exactly like this guy translated it as. Enjoy:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iOMZu9rb2M]YouTube - Interpretation of "Machine Head - Imperium"[/ame]
 
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While I'm entirely guilty of constantly making up my own lyrics, I can't think of one song where I've done it myself...I've got a story about my buddy's gf though.

We were playing Rock Band one night. I was set to play the drums, which I don't usually do, my buddy on guitar and his gf singing. The song: Rush - Tom Sawyer. About a minute into the song, instead of singing "The River!" my buddy's gf belts out "Joan Rivers!"

We were laughing so hard we failed out approximately 10 seconds later.
 
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The Wife is the Queen of this.

Actual: "I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten..."


Heard: "I wish I was in the land of cotton, old folks there are not forgotten..."


:shake:

Written by an Ohioan for a minstrel show, by the way.
 
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JCOSU86;1432868; said:
The Wife is the Queen of this.

Actual: "I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten..."


Heard: "I wish I was in the land of cotton, old folks there are not forgotten..."


:shake:

Written by an Ohioan for a minstrel show, by the way.
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An Ohioan wrote "Dixieland?" Blasphemous!
 
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