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"Hotel California" possibly the greatest rock album of all time is just , is just
cryin' for a major over haul of sonics! I have played with it numerous times and have had several copies(including vinyl) and it still is hard to listen too!
What a shame! :(
 
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One of the kids' shows that my son likes to watch has a wicked annoying intro song.

OK, they ALL have wicked annoying intros, but this one I heard wrong the first time around...

The Line:
Walden is his friend. He's really smart.
He knows about science and books and art.
​
I heard:
Walden is his friend. He's really smart.
He knows about the science of nookie farts.

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My wife messes up every song she has ever heard.

some good ones.

Steve Miller Band: Big Ole' Jet Airliner

Mrs. Nasty : Bingo Jed had a light on

Elvis Pressley : Return to Sender

Mrs. Nasty : Return Lucinda

And possibly my favorite of all time

Prince: Am I straight or gay? Controversy

Mrs. Nasty: Am I straight or gay? cock or pussy.
 
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Shared this thread, actually our oldest boy singing at Christmas, with Mrs. Buckiprof tonight. She reminded me of one of my buds at OSU. When partying, this is what we heard from him:

Led Zeppelin Black Dog:
Actual lyric is " I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul."

My buddy would sing, " I don't know but I been told, a three-legged woman ain't got no hole."

 
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I always thought it was 'wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night'

Anyone remember the Rusted Root song 'Send Me On My Way'?
I heard it as 'Simeon the Whale'

Or 'Little Miss Can't Be Wrong' by Spin Doctors
I heard it as 'Cinnamon Candy Roll'

P.S. this is not a 'Donny' bump - I was actually thinking of starting a misheard song lyrics thread, and found this via search. :p
 
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DaytonBuck;962945; said:
I didn't realize it wasn't that till now
Click to expand...


That's probably one of the hardest songs to decipher...I'd hang out at an older pool hall on weekends and hear that song on the radio...I even would brace myself to try to figure it out,and never could..Without google i'd still be saying douche..
 
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Actual lyrics: Hail, to the victors valiant! Hail, to the conquering heroes!

I hear: Hail, to those mutherfuckers! Hail, to those big cocksuckers!
 
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