Mike Leach (HC Mississippi State, a National Treasure, R.I.P.)

[MaxBuck]

Yeah, whatever.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Sadly, the Mike Leach home assistant device is not real

Just as there is a seemingly endless supply of streaming services and battle royale-style video games, the home assistant device market continues to be flooded with options tailored for your preferences. Amazon has Alexa. Google has Google Home. Apple has a device. Now, Washington State has the Mike Leach Mini.

In a new season ticket promo, Washington State head coach Mike Leach is the inspiration for a fictional (yes, unfortunately, this is NOT a real device) home device that will answer any and all questions asked of it. “They say it knows everything, just like the real Mike Leach.”

If you have ever had a mystery question of life, the artificial intelligence version of the Cougars’ head coach delivers the charm expected of Leach with a dose of awe and blunt honesty.



Entire article: https://collegefootballtalk.nbcspor...mike-leach-home-assistant-device-is-not-real/

 

[colobuck79]

Would buy.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[LordJeffBuck]

I've had Kombucha (hated it) and Rosé (existed long before Millennials).

I would rather slit my wrists than eat an Impossible Burger.

 

[Bill Lucas]

I'm zero for that list.

 

[colobuck79]

Bone broth is old time farmhouse cooking. Millennials can’t claim that.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Bone broth is old time farmhouse cooking. Millennials can’t claim that.

I feel like almond butter and overnight oats have been around a while

 

[The KSB]

I've had Kombucha (hated it) and Rosé (existed long before Millennials).

I would rather slit my wrists than eat an Impossible Burger.

How is riced cauliflower millennial? I’m almost fifty. I eat that shit. It keeps my glucose down. I’ve never seen a millennial voluntarily eat it.

Edit: because it’s cauliflower and pretty much tastes like shit.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

How is riced cauliflower millennial? I’m almost fifty. I eat that shit. It keeps my glucose down. I’ve never seen a millennial voluntarily eat it.

Edit: because it’s cauliflower and pretty much tastes like shit.

It's the only way to stomach cauliflower -- rice it, drizzle with olive oil and salt it, throw it in the oven for a while, and then stirfry it with a shit-ton of spices to cover up the flavor of the cauliflower.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I love kombucha. Enjoy quinoa, poke, egg and avocado on toast, bone broth as a base, any kind of cauliflower, and aćai drinks. Guess I’m more youthful than I thought.

 

[TooTall]

I’m 30, and I don’t know or haven’t heard of 75% of these things. Avocado on toast is that fire though.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Kumbaya motherfuckers.

 

[gmen6981]

I'm zero for that list.

Same here, but hey, I turn 60 this week.

 

[colobuck79]

It's the only way to stomach cauliflower -- rice it, drizzle with olive oil and salt it, throw it in the oven for a while, and then stirfry it with a shit-ton of spices to cover up the flavor of the cauliflower.

Plus a pound of cheddar cheese for every 8 oz of cauli