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MichaeLLLLLLLLL "0-9" ‘Bike’ Hart (douchebag)

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jlb1705;1656879; said:
He apparently hasn't moved on. He continues to suck.
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Trying to... Move on... Can't... Go forward... Bike.. Stationary... Can't move on...
 
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TheRob8801;1656926; said:
Maybe I'm dense, or just ignorant, but I don't get the stationary bike jokes...

...anyone kind enough to explain?
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Against App State he went off with a supposed injury. He then spent a large portion of the game riding a stationary bike. He was having a huge game, and he even came back in the game. Yet watching him ride a stationary bike on the sidelines while his team was involved in the largest upset in college football history was kind of comical. Many people think that if he didn't mysteriously get taken out of the game Michigan would have won. Instead, we have pictures of Mike looking like a chump on a stationary bike and Michigan gets to go down in history as the ranked team that lost to a 1AA team.
 
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RugbyBuck;1657018; said:
What's with all the posts ending in questions, eh? That could make one seem like an attention whore, don'tcha think?
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Why are you asking this question? Or, should I say, these questions?

Has Bike Hart reached the million-mile club on his bike yet? Does he get the "Gold Frequent-Pedalers" card when he does?
 
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