MichaeLLLLLLLLL "0-9" ‘Bike’ Hart (douchebag)

[DaddyBigBucks]

ESPN ran a story on this several times leading up to the game.

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[mercer_buckeye]

Oh shit, I've tried to tell everybody again and again I'm fucking stupid. Please believe me!

 

[cincibuck]

Beanie has more yards against Michigan in two games (278) than Hart had in four games against us (262).

Very impressive stat. thanks for spotting that. I wonder if 278 tops Tom Harmon in his three games against the bucks? I know Harmon had a beast of a final game that pushed him into the Heisman. would be nice to see a Buckeye have the record for three and four games. Is Biatchimafucka the single game mark?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Talk about a tough crowd...

Funny you should say "talk", cause that's all the whiny little bitch did. Even after tOSU handed him his ass three years running.

If that ain't enough, think of it this way; when Hart, Henne and Long came back for their senior year, they stated as a main goal getting one more shot at the Buckeyes. Compare that with the 90s language out of Ann Arbor. They left no doubt as to the importance of the rivalry.

There was never any doubt to me as to the importance of the rivalry.

 

[Bleed S & G]

Half of the jersey will be his scUM jersey; the other half his man's jersey. Sewn together like the jersey that Laura Hawk (nee Quinn) wore at the Fiesta Bowl while she watched her future husband clobber her brother.

what a dishonor to the buckeye jersey to be stitched to that shit.. wheter it be scUM or NoD

 

[BB73]

Very impressive stat. thanks for spotting that. I wonder if 278 tops Tom Harmon in his three games against the bucks? I know Harmon had a beast of a final game that pushed him into the Heisman. would be nice to see a Buckeye have the record for three and four games. Is Biatchimafucka the single game mark?

Here's info on Harmon's last game, from Heisman.com

Against Ohio State in his final college football game, Harmon went 11 for 12 throwing the ball for 151 yards and 2 TDs. He also ran for 139 yards and 2 TDs, kicked four extra points and intercepted three passes as the Wolverines trounced Ohio State 40-0. He also averaged 50 yards per punt.

The single game mark is 313, by Biakabatuka in '95. Beanie's 222 is the Buckeye record for The Game.

I believe that Jim Otis has the Buckeye career rushing mark (401) in The Game (I'm not sure of the TSUN career record):
'67 - 114
'68 - 143
'69 - 144

For those wondering, Archie had 395 yards rushing against TSUN:
'72 - 75
'73 - 163
'74 - 111
'75 - 46

 

[Sportsbuck28]

Beanie may end up topping that by the time he leaves.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Beanie may end up topping that by half-time this year

FIFY

 

[BB73]

Very impressive stat. thanks for spotting that. I wonder if 278 tops Tom Harmon in his three games against the bucks? I know Harmon had a beast of a final game that pushed him into the Heisman. would be nice to see a Buckeye have the record for three and four games. Is Biatchimafucka the single game mark?

I've now gone through the TSUN data I could find. Besides Biakabutuka's 313 in '95, only Beanie's 222 and Jaime Morris's 210 in '86 topped the 200 mark.

I think the 278 tops Harmon's 3-year total, but I don't have the numbers on the TSUN side before 1949. Harmon had 139 rushing yards in his legendary 1940 performance against tOSU.

Here are the TSUN career totals for rushing yards against tOSU, for all games played since 1949. Morris has 2 more yards than Jim Otis, so we need Beanie to get 126 more yards to break that mark (56 + 222 + 126 = 404).

403 - Jaime Morris
376 - Tyrone Wheatley
331 - T. Biakabutuka
329 - Leroy Hoard
296 - Chris Perry
293 - Butch Woolfolk
288 - Rob Lytle
262 - Bike Hart
233 - Billy Taylor
232 - Gordon Bell
212 - Anthony Thomas
204 - Ed Shuttlesworth
197 - Ron Johnson

 

[Jaxbuck]

403 - Jaime Morris
376 - Tyrone Wheatley
331 - T. Biakabutuka
329 - Leroy Hoard
296 - Chris Perry
293 - Butch Woolfolk
288 - Rob Lytle
262 - Bike Hart
233 - Billy Taylor
232 - Gordon Bell
212 - Anthony Thomas
204 - Ed Shuttlesworth
197 - Ron Johnson

Amazingly enough this list matches exactly with one I found from the archives titled "13 assholes who's mother's should have hit them in the head and sold the milk."

 

[BuckeyeBill]

Amazingly enough this list matches exactly with one I found from the archives titled "13 assholes who's mother's [strike]should have[/strike] hit them in the head and sold the milk."

FIFY

 

[Jaxbuck]

Mighty mouth picks up where he left off now that he's in the NFL.

Quote from the DFP.

6th round draft pick who has yet to play a game Mike Hart on the NFL:

"It's a little different," Hart said Saturday at Randy Wise Chevroletin Flint, where he signed autographs. "The only surprise is it's not as tough as I thought it was going to be,

Oh I can't wait to see what happens to this little motherfucker once they start hitting.

 

[osucollegebuck]

nothing to say but LOL and show off my snazzy sig.

 

[NFBuck]

Still an ass.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

I'm going to LOL hard when he gets cut and signed to the practice squad. What a little bitch.