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sharkonwheels
Auburn STILL fugging sucks! WAR CHICKEN!
BigWoof31;1826018; said:
C'mon.....you know you wanna...
Oh HELL no.
Been there, done that, got the (shitty) schedule results to prove it.
He comes here, NCAA gonna have Kirby Hocutt on Speed Dial. Hell, we may need to give an NCAA rep an on-site office inside the Hecht Center!
No thanks - I'd rather have 2 consecutive sub-.500 seasons, than deal with that sh!t again.
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sharkonwheels
Auburn STILL fugging sucks! WAR CHICKEN!
k2onprimetime;1826046; said:
I'm thinking the same.
And he WANTS to coach Miami.
WTF?
While they're all circle-jerking about Gruden and who knows WHO else, they got people right under their noses.
Me thinks my wallet gonna close tighter than a 18yo virgin at San Quentin. UM wants money outta me, they're gonna have to show me they give a squat.
I ain't feelin' this whole GrUdenGate thing. Wasted about 4 days, 1st recruiting trip already cancelled...
I'm thinking we may need to take Kirby onto a practice field, because, well, we ain't got a STADIUM on-campus, and beat him with a Sebastian doll until he bleeds.
And when he bleeds, it damn well BETTER be green and orange... I'll be watching....
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sharkonwheels;1826084; said:
Don't read too much into it. He also said he wanted to coach at Minnesota.
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buxfan4life
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear... shades.
Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1826376; said:
But in Miami, he could actually go out into the Caribbean with an eye-patch and yell "Yeargh!!" like a true pirate after every win. That would be cool. :pirate1:
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BigWoof31
"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
I really don't get why any middle aged coach wouldn't want to Coach at "Da U"
If you're an honest man who cares about young kids and can win games - it's the perfect spot. You'll get millions of dollars and ridiculous talent less than 2 hours drive away.
Also - you get to live in a fantastic area. Scoring BJ's from saucy latina chicks on a nightly basis*
Miami is an awesome job for the right person.
*might be untrue.
If you're an honest man who cares about young kids and can win games - it's the perfect spot. You'll get millions of dollars and ridiculous talent less than 2 hours drive away.
Also - you get to live in a fantastic area. Scoring BJ's from saucy latina chicks on a nightly basis*
Miami is an awesome job for the right person.
*might be untrue.
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This would be a lot more exciting if ESPN would run a half-hour "The Decision" special and conclude with Gruden sitting at a table choosing between a 'U' hat and an ESPN hat.
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buxfan4life
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear... shades.
BigWoof31;1826658; said:
Not totally untrue, but you better be ready to support momma, brother, and probably a couple kids to pay for said BJ.
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tsteele316
Mr. Such and Such
buxfan4life;1826686; said:Not totally untrue, but you better be ready to support momma, brother, and probably a couple kids to pay for said BJ.
you'd also be well served to study up on the hepatitis alphabet.
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sharkonwheels
Auburn STILL fugging sucks! WAR CHICKEN!
Saw31;1826716; said:
Just BJ's?
Listen...
We ain't interested in quitter coaches, who's only desire is to reach third base...
We want HOME RUNS, baby!
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k2onprimetime
All in
Yeah but leach would take the Miami job over minny. If he could win at TT, he could win with all the athletes Miami has. I guess only time will tell what happens...
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sharkonwheels
Auburn STILL fugging sucks! WAR CHICKEN!
k2onprimetime;1826993; said:
Leach ain't gonna happen at UM, unfortunately. The lawsuit represents baggage, that I don't think ANYONE will want to touch.
I dunno - I mean, court documents prove the whole shed-gate thing was a sham.
What's a guy to do?
If you sue to clear your name, you're a "problem" with baggage.
If you don't, then it must be true, and you're a bad, BAD man.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
I feel bad for him, honestly. He's in a tough pickle, and it's a shame to have the Mad Scientist of College Football relegated to doing a dumb@ss XM show with Jack Arute. I listen just to get my fill of Leach. Whenever TTU was broadcast here in MIA while he was there, I made sure to never miss it - his O was exciting to watch!
Now, he's in Key West...
Only fitting...
"Wastin' away again in Margaritaville..."
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sharkonwheels
Auburn STILL fugging sucks! WAR CHICKEN!
Saw31;1827107; said:
Yeah I forgot to tell you, um, err...
Um, wut?
:crazy:
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