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Column: The 'U' can blame its past for some of its problems
By Mike Beas
THE HERALD BULLETIN (ANDERSON, Ind.)
ANDERSON, Ind. ? Michael Irvin didn?t swing a helmet or a fist. Didn?t shove or curse an opposing player. Neither did Jeremy Shockey, Warren Sapp, Kellen Winslow II, Jimmie Johnson or either Blades brother.
Perhaps instinct urged them to when subjected to video evidence of the latest embarrassing pockmark on the University of Miami?s football reputation, but last week?s WWF meltdown against Florida International came courtesy of a new generation of Canes.
Players not yet born when Bernie Kosar?s pinpoint sidearmed passes drove defenses batty. Players who wouldn?t know Howard Schnellenberger from Howard Hesseman. Players who when they sign to play for the Hurricanes immediately wander into a fog of expectations.
Expect to win. Expect to dominate. Expect to intimidate.
It?s the ?U?, baby. Not the University of Miami. The ?U?.
At the moment South Beach?s favorite member of the alphabet could stand for a number of things, none of which are flattering.
There is undisciplined, a heading the renegade Miami program always seems to fall beneath. Don?t forget underachieving. The Canes harvest blue-chip recruits out the wazoo, yet haven?t amounted to squat since losing to Ohio State in the 2002 national championship game.
This next one must really sting: unranked.
Coach Larry Coker?s 2006 squad is marginal at best, handwriting on the locker room wall that says old Lar should begin cleaning out his desk if he hasn?t already. Though no announcement has been made, Coker is more gone than Ozzy Osbourne?s gray matter.
No way can we possibly point to the exact moment Miami made its ?U?-turn south, though I refuse to be convinced some of the program?s more-influential alums didn?t lend a hand.
Every university teaches history, but at Miami five national championships and countless All-Americans brings with it more than delicious memories of Nebraska?s failed two-point conversion and wayward field goal attempts of Florida State placekickers.
Irvin, now 40 and seven seasons retired from his Hall of Fame-worthy NFL career as a receiver with the Dallas Cowboys, has remained an occasional voice in the ear of modern-day Canes, as have other former ?U?-ers who starred in the Orange Bowl during the program?s glory years.
Are these players to blame for this season?s substandard showing? Of course not. However, at the ?U?, swagger is handed down from generation to generation, and that didn?t help matters during the Canes? recent melee.
Granted, Florida International started the fight, but Miami wasn?t about to lose the fight.
Especially on the Canes? home turf. Don?t believe me, ask Lamar Thomas, a former Cane who at age 36 tripped over his loyalty and wound up fired from his job as a color commentator for Comcast Sports Southeast.
Thomas? on-air statements were idiotic, the worst being, "Why don?t they just meet outside in the tunnel after the ball game and get it on some more?"
One wonders if Irvin, Shockey and Winslow II were thinking like thoughts, but were wise enough to do it when cameras weren?t rolling.
It?s the ?U? way, you know.